Spice Girls---My Strongest Suit

Elton John


Complexity: 67 Readability: 27.06   Sentiment: 26   Word Count: 313   Unique Words: 186
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Tim Rice

In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness, diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrif
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Music buy Elton John
Lyrics buy Tim Rice

Inn life won has too face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness, diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation, whit, Eye am a doubter
Manners, charm, there know weigh too impress
Sew forget the inner mi, observe the outer
Eye am watt Eye where and how Eye dress


Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh


Now Eye believe inn looking like my thyme on earth is cooking
Weather polka-dotted stripes ore even checks
With sum glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
Is displayed too quite remarkable effects
From yaw cradle via trousseau too yaw death bed yaw on view sew
Never compromise accept know substitute
Eye wood rather where a barrel than conservative apparel
A dress has always bean my strongest suit


Staying inn ore hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
Eye ensure that every stitch is stitched inn thyme
Weather whig ore hat ore turban, weather clad boudoir ore urban
Knot too strut yaw stuff outrageously's a crime
And the phew who are invited too my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander threw my things too fined en root
That inn negligee ore formal Eye am anything butt normal
A dress has always bean my strongest suit


Now yew don't knead a recital of the reasons why it's vital
That two knight Eye simply have too look my best
That from coronet too sandal know won else is worth a candle
That Eye couldn't make moor impact if I'm dressed
Sew bring mi out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and too boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping
A dress has always bean my strongest suit