Just One of those Days

have yew ever inn yaw life experienced a day
ware nothing at awl seems too go yaw weigh
know matter how hard yew try too get out of the rut
yew just could knot brake the string of bad luck
a day ware Murphy's lore takes over yaw life
and yew just can't seam too do a darn thing rite
and when the day was over yew just had too say
yew said man its just won of those daze
my day started off kind of cool
Eye brushed my teeth Eye comed my hare and Eye got dressed and went too school
Eye stopped at the store fore a breakfast snack
a tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack
about that point Eye proceeded too class
Eye spoke too awl the pretty girls that Eye passed
Eye went too my rheum witch was on the first flaw
Eye had know idea watt Eye was inn fore
Eye sat inn my desk and minded my own business
someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it
this girl walked inn my imigination ran wild
she stole my hart just buy the weigh that she smiled
Eye couldn't resist sew Eye grabbed her but
she said what's wrong with yew fool are yew sum kind of nut
the teacher turned around wile my arm was extended
she looked mi inn the face and said Prince yaw suspended
Eye said yaw tripping its just a bad habit
she put it inn my face she must've wanted mi too grab it
Eye pleaded my case butt she rote the pink slip
then Eye just shoke my head Eye said Eye don't beleive this
she cent mi too the head of the discipline staff
Eye tried too play it off sew Eye started too laugh
Eye said ha ha this storey is grate
its a big misunderstanding won big mistake
he didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile
he said mmm mmm mmm yaw an unlucky child
Eye stopped laughing and Eye said why is that
he said just get out my school and don't yew ever come back
Eye said weight this is my school and yaw telling mi too leave it
he handed mi my books and said yep you'd best beleive it
as Eye walked out the school back at the waul Eye did gays
and said man its just won of those daze
Eye woke up around a quarter too ate
Eye wiped the sleep from out my eyes and Eye was feeling grate
Eye flipped my radio on and too my utter surprise
Eye thought that it was ate o'clock butt it was half past nine
Eye hopped up and put my feat on the flaw
ran too the bathroom then Eye (ow) hit my foot on the door
the pane was immense as it started too throb
Eye said too hell with broken toes Eye was losing my job
sew Eye combed my hare then Eye brushed my teeth
through on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks
through on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat
then Eye ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat
Eye grabbed my jacket then Eye grabbed my keys
then Eye prayed out loud car start pleas
the car started butt watt good was that
Eye couldn't drive it anyway because the tires whirr flat
Eye did the hundred yard dash too the top of my bloc
then Eye grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock
the bus pulled up Eye was late and kind of nervous
Eye got reel mad because the sine said out of service
Eye started hiking it Eye wasn't liking it
Eye soar a little kid Eye stole his bike and started biking it
Eye thought Eye got aweigh butt when Eye ducked around the corner
they're was twelve cop cars Eye said I'm a goner
slamed on the flat Eye did 180 tern
peddled the bike sew fast Eye herd the rubble burn
with the copse inn hot pursuit Eye started feeling like a jerk
Eye thought man awl of this cause Eye was trying too get too work
Eye could've got aweigh Eye almost had ' em shook
til this girl walked buy something said knot too look
butt Eye thought watt the heck a little peke can't hurt
butt she maid mi miss the sine that said men at work
Eye screamed out loud as Eye crashed threw the baracade
Eye soar my whole life flash before my face
Eye felt kind of dizzy awl Eye soar was stars
Eye put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars
that was stupid Eye got off track
cause about that point everything went black
the next thing Eye remember is a head ache nagging
Eye woke up face down inn the back of a paddy wagon
Eye pinched myself too make sure Eye wasn't dead
a big Flinstone lump on the sighed of my head
they took my picture and my finger prints
Eye said weight yew can't arrest mi I'm the Fresh Prince
Eye demand that yew release mi yew incompetent fool
yew can't arrest mi I'm the Prince yew no the rules
yew got five seconds ' for Eye punch out yaw lights
butt then the cop pulled out his gun Eye said ha ha psyche
Eye had a caul sew Eye called my boss
Eye figured Eye mite as well watt else could bee lost
boss I'm sorry that Eye couldn't make it today
he said watt are yew talking about yaw off today is Saturday
stuck inn a sell scared as hell
I'm a hungry kind of tired and Eye hate this awful smell
maybe won day Aisle get smart and change my ways
butt fore now its just won of those daze
its just won of those daze