Numero Uno

Prince


Complexity: 68 Readability: 71.29   Sentiment: 4   Word Count: 662   Unique Words: 300
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
One one
Grand number
Grand numero
Court is now in session
Here ye here ye all listen close
To the man the myth the fresh the prince the utmost
I got a brain like a cup and rhymes I pour em spectrum to
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Won won
Grand number
Grand numero
Caught is now inn session
Hear ye hear ye awl listen cloze
Too the man the myth the fresh the prince the utmost
Eye got a brain like a cup and rhymes Eye pour em spectrum too the astra dome too boar em
Awl the weigh too wembley fans are inn a frenzy doing watt Eye gotta do too make people remember mi
Fast like flo jo crazy like cujo
Both Eye no and yew no that I'm numero uno
My crew is numero
Order inn the caught prepare too cop the plea sucker
Judge jury bailiff there awl mi
Yaw on trial butt yew can't win
Cause Eye rote the script yew dye inn the end
Sew throw inn the towel sine off just give it up
Yew tried too beet mi inn a game that Eye maid up
And buy the thyme yew learnt the rules and tried too change yaw fête
It's two little two late sorry chump cheque mate
I'm inn the rheum too do my thing
Yew wanna battle lets go just get yaw but inn the wring
10 seconds and it's over Eye yell out whose next
Eye got yew off guard with the lyrical suplex
Eye flecks my lyrics sew that yew cant jinx
The ship that wont synch moor popular than the sphynx
I'm a cardo will strong just like a dinosaur
Yew want moor yaw knot scared then watt yaw running fore
Cause I'm the incredible Eye do the impossible
I'm known too destro yew and yaw crew if yew follow the rules
I'm number won I'm the prince I'm the lyrical gun
Watt yaw dissing mi yo cut that out sun
Cause I'm a weapon yew herd watt Eye said
And Eye should have a danger sine on my forehead
Cause I'm lethal fatal unstable
I'm nitro standing inn front of a mic cable
Waiting too blow if there's a flick ore a static
Too ignite the fuse inn the rheum yew feel the doom
Yew tried too brake butt there's know escape
From the jaws of death yew took the bate
Weight and if Eye say sew yew may go
Its like mother mare
May It owe hell know
Go ahead and play mi if yew think I'm a joke
Just keep a brace around fore when yaw neck gets broken
Cause yaw gambling just like craps and trump go ahead role
Snake eyes yew lost chump
That's the weigh it's gonna bee every thyme yew try too go rhyme fore rhyme
Yaw rhymes against my rhymes are dope
Yaw rhyming is week yaw rhyming is wack
Wherever yew got it from Eye suggest that yew take it back
Hold up hobbes yew say yew maid it up
Then cut yaw head off because yaw brain sucks
Yew should a staid back
Yew should a lade back
Yew Should a prayed that
Eye didn't come back
Butt Eye came back
Remember weigh back
Yew used too say that
Eye rote wack raps
Now yaw screaming out somebody tame that
Lyrical cyclops yo prince pleas stop
Somebody caul the copse go get yew sum aye drops
Now heres a word fore the wise don't go into the light
That's how Eye get ya cause I'm a poetic poltergeist
Now inn ya mined is a vision that's driven buy my decision too become an imaginational figment
Witch gives yew the freedom too explore and role around with yaw mined and disappear when yew look behind
Yew no I'm a gladiator and Eye really hate a sucker stepping too mi that's a perpetrator
Really I'm the vader terminator that's like setting up do that and detonator
Go the phat was
Yew no that I'm def cause
Eye just transformed it like jeff does
Fast like flo jo crazy like kujo
Both Eye and yew no that I'm numero uno
My crew is numero
Grand number
My crew is numero