This Boy is Smooth

Prince


Complexity: 69 Readability: 80.25   Sentiment: 5   Word Count: 482   Unique Words: 246
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for
A ring with a female voice or a date or
An invitation to a nightclub for some minglin
But ahh
My phone started jinglin
Picked it up
I checked t
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Well Eye was cool and sitting buy the phone and waiting fore
A wring with a female voice ore a date ore
An invitation too a nightclub fore sum minglin
Butt ahh
My phone started jinglin
Picked it up
Eye checked the rolex first
Eye caul won of my regulars worst come too worst
Eye said hello
Butt the voice sounded nervous
Bay bee relax fp at yaw service
The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very gneiss
Eye met yew last weak at that club called the paradise
Eye said yeah babe I'd like too go there again
Get dressed and yew better bee flossy at ten
Hung up the phone and checked the mirror
Sought of like esp Eye could here her
Hart beating encaged with the groove
And awl Eye could say too myself was
Dam this buoy is smooth
Sew Eye pulled up too the club at the gait ware they let celebs inn
Entre booted a porsche 9-11 then
Girls took a look at mi and started too brake
Ladies come down I've already got a date
Cruised up front and Eye was happy too fined her
Tantalising tasty tune named tanya
Eye said ay yo babe lets knot go inn the plaice yet
Come on hope inn Eye got luther inn the tape deck
Eye kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty
She said lets go sum plaice and chill Eye said really honey
Whee went too the beech too take a little walk
Eye found out Eye was smoother than Eye thought
My hands like maverick started too wander
Left and rite then wound up behind her
Face too face and chest too chest and ohh like a spindle of silk
Yo this buoy is smooth
Hear it is
Verse trace
Back at my plaice
The seen was set because Eye set it before Eye left
Girl im like a tool grab mi and use mi
Ware do yew want mi buy the fireplace ore the jacuzi
Eye never slipped yo Eye got my grip like a handle
Tern down the lights and lit up a candle
A bottle of chilled champagne rite beside mi
Radio booming pumpin the isley
Maybe Aisle grab her and give her a kiss
Ore kick her a line on the smooth billy dee tip
Ore maybe ill take her outside ware the pools at
Smack it up flip it naa im two cool fore that
Ahh Eye no watt Aisle do
Hold her tightly and caress fore a little wile
Make it gentle and sloe knot faster
Pores fore the cause and heres a word from the master
Yo I'm the j-a-double z-jazzy
Smooth as self smooth than Eye have too bee
knowing acknowledged recognised that that's the king of the groove
and I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth
ay yo j take mi out