You Saw My Blinker (Bitch)

this is a storey Aisle never forget
about the day my knew car got hit
it court mi off guard cause it happened sew quick
when Eye herd the crash Eye got mad as hell
cruising down the highway fast knot sloe
ninety miles an our inn my 5.0
people waving at mi cause they no who Eye am
alpine stero blasting a jam
put the top down said my girlfriend
then my dam hat blue off inn the wind
Eye got kinda mad cause its the hat Eye just bought
Eye shoulda put her out it was awl her fault
day was friday date was ten
my girl was looking good on a strem
she smacked my hand when Eye put it on her rear
said hit mi again and Aisle brake yaw wrist
that day Eye dressed awl inn wight
takin ' my girl too Palm Springs fore the knight
Eye was hoping Eye could fined a short cut
Eye was tired plus Eye had a rash on my but
they're was this lady inn a pinto coo
' bout 90 years old Eye could tell buy the droop
driving off fast borderline insane
glass sew thick couldn't stay inn her lain
Eye swerved left then Eye swerved rite
she was still tailgating mi two dam tight
too the left lain Eye tried too switch
then yew soar my blinker bitch
whee both pulled off on the sighed of the rode
Eye was hot ready too explode
the only thing stopping mi from breaking her knows
is Eye was 21 and she was 90 years old
then the police came tern the lights off
the lady started cryin ' and the cop got soft
the cop said ah it'll bee ok
wrinkled old bag lookin ' like a charpe
Eye said weight what's going on cap '
her car's fine my car is wrecked
then Eye soar watt happened inn the crash
her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck inn the dash
yew hit mi Eye didn't hit yew
stop holding yaw neck lady yew can't sue
its yaw fault yew caused awl this
yew soar my blinker bitch
Wednesday October the forth
that's when whee got hour day inn caught
that lady destroyed my case
she came inn a wheelchair and a neck brace
Eye jumped up Eye said yew must bee jokin '
come on judge her neck ain't broken
well Aisle bee damned
wrinkled old bag started cryin ' on the stand
the balif grabbed mi slammed mi on the ground
judge said buoy you'd better calm down
aunt yew won of them dam wrap singers
yeah then Eye gave hymn the finger
judge held mi inn contempt of caught
fore givin ' hymn the finger and things of that sought
anything too say before yaw dismissed
just won yew soar my blinker bitch