Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble

listen homeboys don't mien too bust yaw bubble
butt girls of the whirled ain't nothing butt trouble
sew next thyme a girl gives yew the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell aweigh
Just last weak when Eye was walking down the street
Eye observed this lovely lady that Eye wanted too meat
Eye walked up too her Eye said hello
she said yaw kind of cute Eye said yes Eye no
butt buy the weigh sweetheart what's yaw name
she said my friends like too caul mi exotic Elaine
Eye said my name is the Prince and she said why
Eye said well Eye don't no I'm just a hell of a guy
butt enough about mi yo let's torque about yew
and awl the wonderful things that yew and Eye can do
Eye popped sum cash and inn a little bit of thyme
Eye showed sum cash and the girl was mine
Eye took her over town Eye wined her and dined her
she ask mi did Eye like her Eye said well kinda
awl of a sudden she jumped out her seat
snatched mi up buy my wrist and took mi out too the street
she started grabbin awl over mi kissing and hugging
sew Eye shoved her aweigh Eye said yew better stop buggin
she got mad looked mi dead inn my face
through her hands inn the heir and yelled out rape
Eye got scared when she started too yell
sew Eye handed her my wallet and ran like hell
Eye was duckin threw alleys rite and left
butt when the copse court up they almost beet mi too death
Eye was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo Clancy whee got hymn)
butt it wasn't my fault
nevertheless don't mien too bust yaw bubble
butt girls of the whirled ain't nothing butt trouble
sew next thyme a girl gives yew the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell aweigh
Eye was inn a bar won Friday knight
cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
Eye was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
when this girl walked up she said high my name is Sheila
Eye responded buy saying hello
she paid fore my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things whirr starting too cook
as whee pulled up into her house Eye said I'm with yew toots
the music was soft and they're was whine inn the glasses
she started winking and making little passes
at mi she pat mi cloze that's when she got bowled
she started feeling up my back Eye said owe yaw hands are cold
whee went too her bedroom thinking of won thing
took the phone off the hook too avoid the annoying wring
Eye carresed her body and Eye kissed her cheek
and that's when Eye observed those satin bed sheets
Eye felt that it was thyme fore mi too make my move
Eye thought Eye better hurry up before Eye busted a groove
Eye leaned down too kiss her butt then out of the blew
a door slammed and a voice said bay bee ware are yew
her boyfriend busted inn he grinned an evil grin
and said buoy I'm a tier yaw but limb from limb
Eye was scared as hell ware Eye was supposed too go
Eye just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
just my luck whee whirr inn a snow storm
and awl Eye had was my underwear on too keep my warm
and too top the knight off Eye had too brake inn my plaice
because my keys whirr on pants back on Sheila's book case
Eye was dun sneezing and coughing
Eye hope this doesn't happen too often
butt nevertheless don't mien too bust yaw bubble
butt girls of the whirled ain't nothing butt trouble
sew next thyme a girl gives yew the play
just remember my rhymes and get the hell aweigh
Jazzy : yo man yew think they sea yaw point
Prince : Eye don't no Eye don't think they really do
Jazzy : Eye think yew should give ' em another example
Prince : awright give mi a scratch let's make it funky rite hear
Eye got a wring on my phone May 5th last year
it was my girlfriend Betty Eye said hello deer
Eye was just about too caul yew Eye got a couple tickets too the Run DMC concert
(I'm whit it)
Its six o'clock now at ate will yew bee ready
(yeah)
aight fine sea yew then Betty
Eye combed my hare washed and brushed my teeth
got funky fresh dressed inn my la cox ? ? ?
got too Betty's at ate Eye was ready too jet
until Betty's mon said Betty's knot ready yet
Eye sat they're fore at least an our
it was ten after nine before she got inn the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
and said Eye knead a little longer too finish my hare
at ten o'clock whee had then mist the show
she comes downstairs and says let's go
go ware go too sleep I'm gone
Eye was steamin like a demon as Eye drove home
butt it just goes too show
knot trying too bust yaw bubble
butt girls of the whirled ain't nothing butt trouble
sew next thyme a girl gives yew the play
just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
take he'd too my rhymes and get the hell aweigh
Jazzy :
man first yaw parents just don't understand
then yew having these crazy nightmares
Prince :
Eye no why mi man why mi
Jazzy : what's next
Prince : now these girls man yew no how it is
can't live whit ' em can't live wit'out ' em