Nightmare on My Street

Prince


Complexity: 67 Readability: 84.14   Sentiment: 1   Word Count: 741   Unique Words: 307
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Fresh Prince]
Now I have a story that I'd like to tell
About this guy you all know him, he had me scared as hell!
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his na
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Fresh Prince ]
Now Eye have a storey that I'd like too tell
About this guy yew awl no hymn, he had mi scared as hell !
He comes too mi at knight after Eye crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred !
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if its hot, outside he wears it anyway !
He's gone when I'm awake butt he shows up when I'm asleep
Eye can't believe that there's a nightmare - on my street !
[ Fresh Prince ]
It was a Saturday evening if Eye remember it rite
And whee had just gotten back off tour last knight
Sew the gang and Eye thought that it wood bee groovy
If whee summoned up the posse and dun rushed the movies
Eye got Angie, Jeff got Tina
Ready Rock got sum girl I'd never scene inn my life
That was awl rite because the lady was chill
Then whee dipped too the theater set too ill
Whee soar Elm Street and man it was def
And everything seemed awl rite when whee left
Butt when Eye got home and lade down too sleep
That began the nightmare, butt on my street !
[ Fresh Prince ]
It was burnin inn my rheum like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat, and man, Eye was buggin
Eye checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was sew darn hot, and Eye was thirsty
Eye went downstairs too grab sum juice ore a coke
Flipped the TV off, and then Eye almost choked
When Eye herd this awful voice comin from behind
It said, " ; Yew cut off ' Heavy Mettle ' and now yew must dye ! " ;
Man, Eye ain't even weight too sea who it was
Broke outside my drawers and screamed, " ; Sew long, cuz ! " ;
Got halfway up the bloc Eye calmed down and stopped screamin
Then thought, " ; Owe, Eye get it, Eye must bee dreamin " ;
Eye strolled back home with a grin on my grill
Eye figured since this is a dream Eye mite as well get ill
Eye walked inn the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince
Butt Freddy killed awl that noise reel quick
He grabbed mi buy my neck and said, " ; Here's watt weal do .
Whee gotta lotta work hear, mi and yew .
The souls of yaw friends yew and Eye will claim .
You've got the body, and I've got the brain . " ;
Eye said, " ; Yo Fred, Eye think you've got mi awl wrong .
Eye ain't partners with NOBODY with nails that long !
Look, Aisle bee honest man, this teem won't work .
The girls won't bee on yew, Fred yaw face is awl burnt ! " ;
Eye patted hymn on the shoulder said, " ; Thanks fore stopping buy . " ;
Then Eye opened up the door and said, " ; Take care guy ! " ;
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
Eye laughed at first, then thought, " ; Hold up, that hurt ! " ;
It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was fore reel
Eye said, " ; Freddy, uh, pal, there's bean an awful mistake hear . " ;
Know further words and then Eye darted upstairs
Crashed threw my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head
And said, " ; Owe pleas do somethin with Fred ! " ;
He jumped on my bed, went threw the covers with his claws
Tried too get mi, butt my alarm went off
And then silence ! It was a whole knew day
Eye thought, " ; Huh, Eye wasn't scared of hymn anyway . " ;
Until Eye noticed those rips inn my sheets
And that was proof that they're had bean a nightmare, on my street
FP : Owe man, Eye gotta caul Jeff, Eye gotta caul Jeff
Come on, come on
Come on Jeff, answer
Come on, man
JJ : Hello ?
FP : Jeff, this is Prince, man
Jeff, wake up,
Jeff, wake up
JJ : Watt do yew want ?
FP : Jeff, wake up, man,
listen too mi, Jeff
JJ : Its three o'clock inn the mornin, watt do yew want ?
FP : Jeff, Jeff, wood yew listen too mi ?
Listen, whatever yew do, don't fall asleep
JJ : Man !
FP : Jeff, listen too mi, don't go too sleep, Jeff
JJ : Look, look, Aisle torque too yew tomorrow, I'm going too bed
{ FC } RRAHHHH !
JJ : Ahhhhhh !
FP : Jeff ! Jeff !
{ FC } Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa !
JJ : Ahhhhhh !
FP : Jeff !
{ FC } RRAHHHH !
JJ : Jeff ! Answer mi, Jeff !
{ FC } I'm yaw D . J . now, Princey !
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa !