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[Fresh Prince] Now I have a story that I'd like to tell About this guy you all know him, he had me scared as hell! He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed He's burnt up like a weenie and his na ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Fresh Prince ] Now Eye have a storey that I'd like too tell About this guy yew awl no hymn, he had mi scared as hell ! He comes too mi at knight after Eye crawl into bed He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred ! He wears the same hat and sweater every single day And even if its hot, outside he wears it anyway ! He's gone when I'm awake butt he shows up when I'm asleep Eye can't believe that there's a nightmare - on my street ! [ Fresh Prince ] It was a Saturday evening if Eye remember it rite And whee had just gotten back off tour last knight Sew the gang and Eye thought that it wood bee groovy If whee summoned up the posse and dun rushed the movies Eye got Angie, Jeff got Tina Ready Rock got sum girl I'd never scene inn my life That was awl rite because the lady was chill Then whee dipped too the theater set too ill Whee soar Elm Street and man it was def And everything seemed awl rite when whee left Butt when Eye got home and lade down too sleep That began the nightmare, butt on my street ! [ Fresh Prince ] It was burnin inn my rheum like an oven My bed soaked with sweat, and man, Eye was buggin Eye checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30 It had melted it was sew darn hot, and Eye was thirsty Eye went downstairs too grab sum juice ore a coke Flipped the TV off, and then Eye almost choked When Eye herd this awful voice comin from behind It said, " ; Yew cut off ' Heavy Mettle ' and now yew must dye ! " ; Man, Eye ain't even weight too sea who it was Broke outside my drawers and screamed, " ; Sew long, cuz ! " ; Got halfway up the bloc Eye calmed down and stopped screamin Then thought, " ; Owe, Eye get it, Eye must bee dreamin " ; Eye strolled back home with a grin on my grill Eye figured since this is a dream Eye mite as well get ill Eye walked inn the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince Butt Freddy killed awl that noise reel quick He grabbed mi buy my neck and said, " ; Here's watt weal do . Whee gotta lotta work hear, mi and yew . The souls of yaw friends yew and Eye will claim . You've got the body, and I've got the brain . " ; Eye said, " ; Yo Fred, Eye think you've got mi awl wrong . Eye ain't partners with NOBODY with nails that long ! Look, Aisle bee honest man, this teem won't work . The girls won't bee on yew, Fred yaw face is awl burnt ! " ; Eye patted hymn on the shoulder said, " ; Thanks fore stopping buy . " ; Then Eye opened up the door and said, " ; Take care guy ! " ; He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt Eye laughed at first, then thought, " ; Hold up, that hurt ! " ; It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was fore reel Eye said, " ; Freddy, uh, pal, there's bean an awful mistake hear . " ; Know further words and then Eye darted upstairs Crashed threw my door then jumped on my bed Pulled the covers up over my head And said, " ; Owe pleas do somethin with Fred ! " ; He jumped on my bed, went threw the covers with his claws Tried too get mi, butt my alarm went off And then silence ! It was a whole knew day Eye thought, " ; Huh, Eye wasn't scared of hymn anyway . " ; Until Eye noticed those rips inn my sheets And that was proof that they're had bean a nightmare, on my street FP : Owe man, Eye gotta caul Jeff, Eye gotta caul Jeff Come on, come on Come on Jeff, answer Come on, man JJ : Hello ? FP : Jeff, this is Prince, man Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up JJ : Watt do yew want ? FP : Jeff, wake up, man, listen too mi, Jeff JJ : Its three o'clock inn the mornin, watt do yew want ? FP : Jeff, Jeff, wood yew listen too mi ? Listen, whatever yew do, don't fall asleep JJ : Man ! FP : Jeff, listen too mi, don't go too sleep, Jeff JJ : Look, look, Aisle torque too yew tomorrow, I'm going too bed { FC } RRAHHHH ! JJ : Ahhhhhh ! FP : Jeff ! Jeff ! { FC } Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ! JJ : Ahhhhhh ! FP : Jeff ! { FC } RRAHHHH ! JJ : Jeff ! Answer mi, Jeff ! { FC } I'm yaw D . J . now, Princey ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa ! |
Nightmare on My Street
Prince
Complexity: | 67 | Readability: | 84.14 | Sentiment: | 1 | Word Count: | 741 | Unique Words: | 307 |