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Aw man! Put that ol' dumb horn down Hey, Jazzy Jazzy Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like He-he-ha! ( *drums and horns set in* ) 1-2-3-4 ( *Jazzy Jeff starts scratching* ) (Don't s ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Aw man ! Put that ol ' dumb horn down Hay, Jazzy Jazzy Show this buoy watt sum reel music ' posed too sound like He-he-ha ! (* drums and horns set inn *) 1-2- 3-4 (* Jazzy Jeff starts scratching *) (Don't stop the rock) Now that's a record ! Now that's a record ! Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go Eye want too bee remembered fore the songs that Eye sing Knot only fore the humor, butt fore the knowledge Eye bring Too broaden the horizons of others is why Eye wrap this Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics Inn life everything ain't always watt it seems Butt people are enchanted buy things that gleam Yew no, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin Now I'm about too tell yew a very artistic fable Moor fun than when yew first got cable The moral too bee learned from this storey too bee tolled Is that everything that glitters ain't always gold On July 11th Eye was sittin at home Talkin too my girlfriend Geena on the telephone Flippin threw the newspaper checkin the news When Eye soar an advertisement fore a Carribean crews It said, ' Sunny skies and romantic nights On an incredible ship ' - and Eye got hype It said its like the _Love Boat _, baskin inn the son Promisin fun fore yew and fore everyone Eye said, " ; That's dope ! Bay bee, yaw down ? " ; She said, " ; Yeah, whee could leave rite now ! " ; The very next day Eye put the cheque inn the male And won weak later whee whirr ready too sale The brochure said that the boat was large Butt it was nothin butt a broken-down barnacle barge ! And if it wasn't fore my girlfriend, Eye wouldn'ta went Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp The crews was paid fore and the food was free Sew Eye said watt the hell and set out too see It didn't take long too notice something was wrong The ship was a mess and whee whirr the only ones on it Eye didn't wanna panic, sew Eye chilled fore a wile Till the captain pulled up too watt whee thought was a deserted aisle Whee looked on too the beech and almost went bezerk Whee soar 300 natives with spears and grass skirts ! The said, " ; Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-doa " ; Eye said, " ; Hay bay bee, Eye guess that means get off the boat " ; There chief said they needed a human sacrifice Eye said, " ; Well, just take my girl - he-he - syke " ; Eye was jokin, butt things got serious There leader came out and he was curious He got inn my face and his breath was the worst Eye said, " ; Hay bay bee, yew got sum mints inn yaw purse ? " ; His breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth And too big crusty ashy hairy feat The worst thing, he had know toenail on his toes And a big Teradactyl bird bone inn his knows Eye tried too reason with hymn, he wasn't with it He said, " ; Tenga-shanko, " ; that meant ' forget it ' He said, " ; Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo " ; That meant ' two knight weir having Fresh Prince stu ' Then Eye soar it - know, its knot The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot ! Eye wanted too fight em, butt they're was know weigh too beet em Eye thought too myself, ' Where's Tarzan when yew knead hymn ? ' Just as they whirr contemplatin cookin us up Whee had a major struck of luck, a Navy ship pulled up The troops came off and they got us out of the pot And Eye said too the chief, " ; Yo, Eye get witcha, hops ! " ; The guy that rescued us said, " ; Eye hate too tell yew The captain of yaw ship, he had just escaped from Belview We've bean following hymn and finally whee got hymn Weir sorry, there's know weigh that yew can possibly get a refund " ; A thousand dollars and a weekend island drained Butt a lessen well learned, sew let mi explain There's a very important message that needs too bee tolled Its that everything that glitters ain't always gold |
Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold)
Prince
Complexity: | 69 | Readability: | 66.77 | Sentiment: | 3 | Word Count: | 667 | Unique Words: | 323 |