Who Stole My Car?

Yo jeff whats up holmes
Yo Whats up prince
Yo whats up man
Ay wheres my car at
Wheres yaw car why yew asking mi
Know Eye parked my car rite hear yaw standing hear wheres my car
Eye bean ere fore an our and a half Eye ain't scene it
Come on man stop playing jeff wheres my car at
Know I'm serious man its knot inn my pocket Eye haven't scene yaw car
Jeff wheres my car Eye parked my car rite hear man
Eye don't no !
Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
Butt this isn't funny this is strait up ill
Now there's a limit too humour and this is gone two fah
Eye ain't laughing know moor y'all now who stole my car
Eye don't no man
Eye don't no if y'all ever had a car stolen before
Butt its a reel crazy feeling when yew walk out the door
And yew don't knead a map ore any kind of chart
That yaw standing inn the spot ware yaw car used too bee parked
Now yew no yew parked yaw car there butt yet yew keep looking
Cause yaw mined didn't except yet that somebody took it
Sew yaw scratching yaw head and trying too get things clear and theres always sum idiot who says
Yew sure yew parked hear
Too caul the police wood bee the move that's smart
Butt instead yew keep looking ware yew no yew didn't park
Searching fore reasons like maybe tickets yew ode
Something too justify that maybe it got toad
Butt knot stolen naa never forget it
Butt then yew ask yourself well ware the hell is it
If they're was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
Cause yew looking somewhere else when yew no yew parked it hear
Sew too never never land yew fined yourself strolling
And when yew finally except that it's stolen
Yew caul the police and they come and say
That's the 437th car stolen today
As if that's something that he really needed too mention
Then they start asking yew reel dumb questions like
When's the last thyme that yew soar it
Yew idiot rite before they stole it
Now yaw mad this cop is talking too yew
And somebody's inn yaw car heading too kalamazoo
Officer fool ore whoever yew are can yew pleas get off yaw but and fined who stole my car
Eye remember my first car never forget it
A candy read apple irub windows bee tinted
Torque about fast like a rocket too drive
When from zero too 60 inn like 5 point 5
And matching read rims butt that wasn't enough
It had a ca phone fore when Eye wanted too reach out and touch
An alpine stereo that strait up rocked
With 12 inch woofers yew could here fore blocks
The first day Eye got it Eye was fronting reel hard
Eye could here people saying dam look at that car
Eye was hyped and Eye wanted my friends too cheque it out
Sew Eye went too the spot ware they usually hangin out
Just my luck nobody standing outside
Eye really didn't feel like parking my ride
Sew Eye honked my horn butt nobody was coming
Eye said watt the heck Eye ran inside and left it running
Eye was inside fore 20 seconds that's awl
Eye found my friends and said yew gotta cheque this out y'all
Butt when whee came back out the car wasn't they're
Man yew ain't by nothing Eye did Eye swear
My friends went inside Eye was mad they didn't believe mi
Now I'm standing outside at the spot my car used too bee
It was hard too figure out watt too do awl alone
Butt then Eye got it caul the car phone
Fresh princes car
Yo thief bring my car back now before Eye bust yaw
Hold up weight a minute pal
Seems like yew kinda forgot the keys
Eye thought man he's rite well bring it back pleas
Hello listen thief don't hang up
Then luckily jeff pulled up
Eye tolled hymn watt had happened someone's stolen my car
Eye said come on jeff lets get hymn he cant bee fah
Whee road around fore about 20 minutes
When whee whirr just about too say forget it
When Eye spotted hymn
Eye said jeff go get it
Whee pulled up behind hymn and man he jetted
He was driving awl wild and fast like he was getting points fore the stuff that he crashed
Eye called hymn on the car phone again and Eye said
Of coarse yew realise when Eye catch yew yaw dead
Awl threw philly was a hi speed chasin
Dude was playing around like he thought whee was racing
A hundred miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone poll
Eye ran too the car Eye said man yew okay
He said yeah sew Eye punched hymn inn the face
The copse came up as if it was my fault
They say mi punch dude and charged mi with assault
If his neck was closer Eye probably wood have grabbed it
He tolled the copse that Eye said he could have it
Eye calmed down and they got things strait
Eye soar half my car inn seventh street the other half inn eighth
Eye wanna just jump inn the ocean
My car looked like it was a leggo explosion
Why does life have too bee sew hard
Don't laugh next thyme it could bee yaw car