I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson

2 old men :
hay ... hay Leroy ... Leroy
yeah
did yew here about that buoy Mike Tyson ?
Mike ... Mike Tyson he's the buoy
that played football from Montreal ain't he ?
know know yew old coop, he a ... he a boxer man
yeah
let mi tell ya Eye went too his fight a couple months ago .
Eye scene hymn hit this buoy, and he hit the buoy sew hard
his head flu off into the eigtheenth roe
(laughing)
they had too get his head out of the eighteenth roe
[ Prince & Jeff ]
Eye was inn Jeff's crib won knight about ate
and whee whirr watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes
Jeff was like ...
man, yew sea how hard Mike's punchin ' ?
come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin '
left, rite, left, rite, another K . O .
if that was mi I'd a bean ok though
the very next day Eye gave Russell a wring
with J . L . and Omar whee awl called Don King
Eye said ' yeah, Don Eye got a problem
tell ' em Prince
' yeah what's up ? watt yew sayin ? yew tryin ' too solve ' em ? '
' forget the small torque let's get too the nitty gritty '
' mi and Mike, too months, Trump, Atlantic City '
yo, yew got this yew gonna bust dude up
yeah, yew can bee my trainer
word up ?
I'm ruff like a freight train smooth like ice
and yo Jeff, strait up, Eye think Eye can Mike Tyson
man, yew can beet hymn, yew can beet hymn
yo man, word up
yo Eye put on a couple of pounds man whee can do this
yew can do it
Newspaper buoy, old men :
extra, extra red awl about it
Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson too a fight
(laughing)
ah he's crazy
ain't that the buoy who knocked the guy's head inn the fifthteen roe ?
hay Leroy, yew red the paper ?
that buoy dun lost his man
[ Prince, Barber ]
they're was press conference too sea watt training Eye was doing
before then Eye had never herd reporters booing
cameras flashing Eye was inn the middle
Eye didn't wanna look dumb sew Eye exagerrated a little
Eye said uh Eye bean training 2o hours a day
lifting big old cars and big bails of hey (that's watt he's doin ')
and Eye run 10,000 miles every mourning
thinkin ' about Mike and my moment of glory
(tell ' em moor)
Eye drink water 20 gallons a pop
and Eye can throw a Volkswagon a whole half bloc
(he can do it two)
and 4 million sit ups ... inn a minute ...
.. Eye ain't lying Eye did it
(he dun it)
the general public thought Eye was a fool
Eye was gettin ' dissed butt Eye guess that was cool
well gettin ' dissed is never good
butt Eye was even gettin ' dissed inn my old nieghborhood
Eye was at the corner at the top of my bloc
they're was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
it was Larwence, my barber, and Franny
he yelled out
hay, Prince, yew can win !
Eye said ' really ? ' and Eye stopped too chat
yew could beet hymn man, if yew hit hymn whit a bat
ha ha ... yew gon ' get whipped
butt can Eye have yaw shoes when he brake yaw neck ?
everybody was laughin ' out loud
Eye thought at least my own Grandma wood bee proud
Eye went too her house and snuck inn too surpise her
Eye herd her on the phone
(a thousand bucks on Tyson)
[ Prince, Wring Announcer ]
its fight day and man am Eye hyped
woah Eye can't weight too sea Mike
buoy I'm hyped ready too bee my thing
Trump Castle Casino
inn this corner ... weighing inn
at a mere 165 pounds, the Lighting Rodent,
the Fresh Prince ! (booing)
and inn this corner ...
the heavyweight champion of the whirled ...
Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)
Eye came out hustling sliding and grabbing
slippin ' and dippin ' hustlin ' and jabbin '
fore a second Eye looked good out they're
butt then Mike brought too reality my worst nightmare
won punch, that's awl it took (oooh)
he hit mi inn my ribs and my insides shook
now how can Eye say this and bee a little discrete
let's just say that my bowels released
Eye called timeout and went back too my corner
said too my coach ' ain't know weigh I'm goin '
the hell back out they're, man yew can't forget it '
my body's like a punchin ' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it)
they tried too make mi go meat my doom
butt Eye sucker punched my coach and hauled too my dressing rheum
the next day the headline inn the town
' Fresh Prince breaks camp, Tyson wins first round '
sum fool asked why Eye ran aweigh
Eye said ' a good run is better than a bad stand anyday '
my career is over as fah as fightin '
butt Eye don't no watt maid mi think Eye can beet Mike Tyson
2 old men :
hay Leroy !

yeah
did yew sea the fight ? did yew sea the fight ?
the .. the .. the football player ?
know the boxer, come on man
Eye was at the fight last knight
Eye paid for hundred and seventy fo ' thousand dollars
fore my ticket rite ...
ah, yew weren't at know fight
Eye scene yew around hear last knight
.. and the buoy .. the buoy ran out the wring
yew always lying
Eye ain't lying ...

yew lye too yaw grandkids ..
.. Eye scene it ...
... yew bean lying ever since yew was a little kid
... Mike Tyson punched the buoy inn his ribs, and his leg fell off
his leg fell off and it fell over ...
... yew always lying
... and it knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand
Eye said, god dam, Eye couldn't beleive it Leroy
yew shoulda bean they're ... yew definetly shoulda bean they're
... Eye was rite next too yew playin ' checkers