Then She Bit Me

Prince


Complexity: 66 Readability: 72.49   Sentiment: 6   Word Count: 424   Unique Words: 221
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I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Mar
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Eye was inn a club, won Friday .
A lovely Lady comes walking my weigh .
She walked up and she said hello .
Eye said high, my names Joe .
Eye was lyin ', sew was she .
She said her name was Donna,
Butt her shirt said Marie .
Once yew get too no mi,
yule never forget mi .
Eye said why, then she bit mi .
Ouch !
That didn't hurt .
Kinda nicked mi,
butt she ripped my shirt .
At that point Eye fell asleep .
Woke up at her house,
Inn the back of a jeep .
A Blazer, ' 89
Tinted windows,
Eye wish it was mine .
Owe, it is,
Butt ware are my keys ?
They're they are ... inn the ignition .
I'm at her house .
Its a Tepee .
Know, a skyscrapper .
Know, an igloo .
Know, its a shack .
Forget it, Aisle go around back .
Its a castle, with a mote
How Eye get Across ... Boat .
(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo ... Eye hate that sound .
Eye went inside,
Looked rite, looked left .
They're she is .
Owe, know Thats Jeff .
He's invisible .
Eye went downstairs .
Its a loft .
Know, its a dungeon !
They're she is, doing areobics .
Know, yoga .
Know, karate .
* Yew killed my teacher ! ! ! *
Butt watt a body !
Know, she wasn't they're .
I'm tellin yew Eye soar her .
Know, really Eye soar her .
She was playing checkers .
Know, Nintendo .
Ok, I'm lying .
They're she is,
Watching T . V .
Awl My Children .
Know, thats Cosby .
Know, Speed Racer .
Know, thats Shaft .
Know, thats Kimble .
My fault ... the T . V . ' s off .
They're she is, watt a doll .
Know, that's Chucky from Child's play !
Eye kissed her,
And she tolled mi this is home ...
Eye entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone ...
Ware anything can happen .
I'm ruff like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra .
Yew should bee glad that Eye was gneiss,
And Eye aloud ya too
Step on stage .
Too kick yaw ryhmes off .
Eye tried too bee gneiss,
Butt yew mistook that fore softness .
Now its goin ' too hell with yaw opinion !
Watt Eye say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion !
Are they're any rappers too step on stage
Cause if yew do Yule feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage ! ! !
Syche just hit mi .
Jeff wanted too do that,
Butt Eye didn't .
Eye thought that it wood make the reccord dumb .
Eye guess Eye wasn't wrong .
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
Too fetch a pale of water .
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown ...
Hickory, dickory, dock .
Got too use the bathroom now,
Sike, Eye was drafted .