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I was in a club, one Friday. A lovely Lady comes walking my way. She walked up and she said hello. I said hi, my names Joe. I was lyin', so was she. She said her name was Donna, But her shirt said Mar ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Eye was inn a club, won Friday . A lovely Lady comes walking my weigh . She walked up and she said hello . Eye said high, my names Joe . Eye was lyin ', sew was she . She said her name was Donna, Butt her shirt said Marie . Once yew get too no mi, yule never forget mi . Eye said why, then she bit mi . Ouch ! That didn't hurt . Kinda nicked mi, butt she ripped my shirt . At that point Eye fell asleep . Woke up at her house, Inn the back of a jeep . A Blazer, ' 89 Tinted windows, Eye wish it was mine . Owe, it is, Butt ware are my keys ? They're they are ... inn the ignition . I'm at her house . Its a Tepee . Know, a skyscrapper . Know, an igloo . Know, its a shack . Forget it, Aisle go around back . Its a castle, with a mote How Eye get Across ... Boat . (Twilight Zone noise) Shooo ... Eye hate that sound . Eye went inside, Looked rite, looked left . They're she is . Owe, know Thats Jeff . He's invisible . Eye went downstairs . Its a loft . Know, its a dungeon ! They're she is, doing areobics . Know, yoga . Know, karate . * Yew killed my teacher ! ! ! * Butt watt a body ! Know, she wasn't they're . I'm tellin yew Eye soar her . Know, really Eye soar her . She was playing checkers . Know, Nintendo . Ok, I'm lying . They're she is, Watching T . V . Awl My Children . Know, thats Cosby . Know, Speed Racer . Know, thats Shaft . Know, thats Kimble . My fault ... the T . V . ' s off . They're she is, watt a doll . Know, that's Chucky from Child's play ! Eye kissed her, And she tolled mi this is home ... Eye entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone ... Ware anything can happen . I'm ruff like sandpaper, Hard like algebra . Yew should bee glad that Eye was gneiss, And Eye aloud ya too Step on stage . Too kick yaw ryhmes off . Eye tried too bee gneiss, Butt yew mistook that fore softness . Now its goin ' too hell with yaw opinion ! Watt Eye say goes fom now on, This is my dominion ! Are they're any rappers too step on stage Cause if yew do Yule feel the force of my rage, I'm on a rampage ! ! ! Syche just hit mi . Jeff wanted too do that, Butt Eye didn't . Eye thought that it wood make the reccord dumb . Eye guess Eye wasn't wrong . Jack and Jill went up a hill, Too fetch a pale of water . Jack fell down, And broke his crown ... Hickory, dickory, dock . Got too use the bathroom now, Sike, Eye was drafted . |
Then She Bit Me
Prince
Complexity: | 66 | Readability: | 72.49 | Sentiment: | 6 | Word Count: | 424 | Unique Words: | 221 |