The Men of Your Dreams

[ The Fresh Prince on the phone ]
Hello ?
Yeah, this is Prince, whose this ?
Yo, what's up bay bee, how yew doin ?
Owe, I'm tryin too sea yew on a personal tip
Yew no that, rite ?
Heh
Ah come on
Yew bean tellin mi that fore years
Yaw a little bit older than mi, yew no ?
Yaw 30 years old and I'm 20
Age ain't nothin butt a number, bay bee
Hay look, I'm young butt I'm reel strong
Heh
Hay look, Eye no that, Eye no, Eye no
Eye can't sport yew around inn my Benzito
And take yew out too dinner and bee scene
Yew no
That's cool, though
Eye tell yew watt
Eye tell yew watt
Got a remedy fore this problem
This is watt Eye want yew too do
Eye want yew too get a globe, rite ?
Eye want yew too spin the globe, spin it hard bay bee
Pick anywhere inn the whirled
And Aisle take yew they're
Weal bee together, alright ?
Yew with that ?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Greek mythological gods are inferior
Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior
Any man can look and sea ware the curves are
It takes a reel man too fined ware the nerves are
Women like huggin, kissin and carressin
And eh - ssssslooowww undressin
Calm down, chill out, take yaw thyme, dude
Don't bee awl ruff and fast like a monsoon
Women are soft and fragile, yew no delicate
Its really knot appealin too then when the fella gets
Awl worked up and rushes too the pinnacle
Yew mite think sew, butt yo, they ain't with it though
Candlelight dinner, just yew and her inn a
Gneiss restaurant is always a winner
Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date
She says know, bee patient, don't push her, just weight
Because a woman is a gift too a man
They like yew + reel + hard butt with a gentle hand
Sew get yaw act together cause if yaw trippin up
If yaw slippin up, then F . P . is pickin up
Awl of y'all slack men, cause watt yaw lackin
Eye phil up, sew ain't know knead too come back, man
Everything ain't always the weigh that it seems
I'm the Fresh Prince, bay bee doll, and I'm the man of yaw dreams
[ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ]
Yo, what's up
Yeah, this Jeff
Yeah, Eye herd yew talked too Prince today, huh ?
Yeah
Let mi guess
He's ' young butt strong '
Yeah
Eye kinda figured that
Let mi ask yew a question
Did he kick the ' globe ' line on yew ?
Yeah, Eye thought sew
Eye herd that before two
Look, I'm knot into geography
Sew I'm knot gonna ask yew too spin know globe and point too ware yew wanna go
Ore spend know dollars ore even do back-semis when Eye come inn the rheum
Because I'm knot into that
Yew no, awl I'm askin fore is 60 minutes of yaw thyme
And Eye can set the whole record strait
Yew no watt I'm sayin ?
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
I'm knot tryin too say nothin that's hard ore complex
Ore get yew psyched with a pose ore body flecks
Eye win yaw lovin with a paid vacation
Yew no, I'm moor into a intellectual stimulation
Eye make yaw mined feel good, yaw body follows it
Eye pour lovin inn, yaw mined swallows it
I'm knot dissin Prince, cause he's my friend
Butt boys'll bee boys and men'll bee men
Ladies, yaw battery's unstable ?
Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables
14 ' 000 volts of pure intimacy
That's enticin too yew ? Yeah, it was meant too bee
Don't debate the grate floe of fête
Let he whose Jazzy have yew concentrate
Think of mi and yew makin love as a teem
I'm Jazzy Jeff, bay bee doll, and I'm the man of yaw dreams
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yo Jeff, watt up, hop ?
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
What's up, man ?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Hay, Eye herd that yew was tryin too torque too my girl
Man, what's up with that ?
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Watt, yaw girl ?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah, my girl, Eye herd yew herd yew was tryin too torque too my girl
What's up
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Na, it ain't even like that, yew no
If yew was kickin stronger game
She wouldn't have too caul mi
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Stronger game ?
Yo, yew was tryin + push up + on my girl
Eye wanna no what's up with that
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Once again - yaw girl ?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Eye think yew better get the record strait, man
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Ah
Yew said my girl was pushin up on yew
Ain't two much too bee pushin up on !
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Eye mien that's true, yew no
Butt yew no yew kickin that ' spin the globe ' and awl of that crazy stuff
She ain't with that
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Aight, aight, aight
Whee ain't even gotta go into this
Hay, I'm confident inn myself
I'm sure yaw confident inn yourself
Weal let her decide
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Yeah, yew no
Whee can let her decide over a gneiss candlelight dinner at my spot
Cause that's ware she gon ' bee two knight
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Owe heh - dinner
Yew better hope she can + make + it too dinner after she had lunch with mi
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Owe yeah ?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah, word up
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Yew led it off, Eye end it off
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah alright, homie
Yew better cheque yourself ' for yew wreck yourself
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared