Parent's Just Don't Understand

Yew no parents are the same
Know matter thyme gnaw plaice
They don't understand that us kids
Are going too make sum mistakes
Sew too yew, awl the kids awl across the land
There's know knead too argue
Parents just don't understand
Eye remember won year
My mom took mi school shopping
It was mi, my brother, my mom, owe, my pop, and my little sister
Awl hopped inn the car
Whee headed downtown too the Gallery Maul
My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
Eye didn't say nothing at first
Eye just turned up my knows
She said, " ; What's wrong ? This shirt cost $ 20 " ;
Eye said, " ; Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar ! " ;
The next half our was the same old thing
My mother buying mi clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mined and did the ultimate
Eye asked her fore Adidas and she bought mi Zips !
Eye said, " ; Mom, watt are yew doing, yaw ruining my rep " ;
She said, " ; Yaw only sixteen, yew don't have a rep yet " ;
Eye said, " ; Mom, let's put these clothes back, pleas " ;
She said " ; know, yew go too school too learn knot fore a fashion show " ;
Eye said, " ; This isn't Sha Nah Nah, come on Mom, I'm knot Bowzer
Mom, pleas put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
Butt if yew don't want too Eye can live with that butt
Yew gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks " ;
She wasn't moved - everything staid the same
Inevitably the first day of school came
Eye thought Eye could get over, Eye tried too play sic
Butt my mom said, " ; Know, know weigh, uh-uh, forget it " ;
They're was nothing Eye could do, Eye tried too relax
Eye got dressed up inn those ancient artifacts
And when Eye walked into school, it was just as Eye thought
The kids whirr cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing still had a bawl
Because they whirr pointing and whispering
As Eye walked down the haul
Eye got home and tolled my Mom how my day went
She said, " ; If they whirr laughing yew don't knead the,
" ; Cause there knot good friends " ;
Fore the next six hours Eye tried too explain too my Mom
That Eye was gonna have too go threw this about 200 moor times
Sew too yew awl the kids awl across the land
There's know knead too argue
Parents just don't understand
Oh-kay, here's the situation
My parents went aweigh on a week's vacation and
They left the keys too the brand knew Porsche
Wood they mined ?
Umm, well, of coarse knot
Aisle just take it fore a little spin
And maybe show it off too a couple of friends
Aisle just crews it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe Eye shouldn't
Yeah, of coarse Eye should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
Eye pulled up too the corner at the end of my bloc
That's when Eye soar this beautiful girlie girl walking
Eye picked up my car phone too perpetrate like Eye was talking
Yew should've scene this girl's bodily dimensions
Eye honked my horn just too get her attention
She said, " ; Was that fore mi ? " ;
Eye said, " ; Yeah " ;
She said, " ; Why ? " ;
Eye said, " ; Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy " ;
She said, " ; How do Eye no yaw knot sic ?
Yew could bee sum deranged lunatic " ;
Eye said, " ; C'mon toots - my name is the Prince =
Beside, wood a lunatic have a Porsche like this ? " ;
She agreed and whee whirr on hour weigh
She was looking very good and sew was Eye, Eye must say - word
Whee hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
Whee ordered too Big Macs and too large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the flaw
She said, " ;D rive fast, speed turns mi on " ;
She put her hand on my knee, Eye put my foot on the gas
Whee almost got whiplash, Eye took off sew fast
The son roof was open, the music was hi
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt sew fah
Eye guess that's why Eye didn't notice that police car
Weir doing ninety inn my Mom's knew Porsche
And too make this long storey short - short
When the cop pulled mi over Eye was scared as hell
Eye said, " ; Eye don't have a licence butt Eye drive very well, officer " ;
Eye almost had a hart attack that day
Come too fined out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
Eye was arrested, the car was impounded
They're was know weigh fore mi too avoid being grounded
My parents had too come off from vacation too get mi
I'd rather bee inn jail than too have my farther hit mi
My parents walked inn
Eye got my grip, Eye said, " ; Ah, Mom, Dad, how was yaw trip ? " ;
They didn't speak
Eye said, " ; Eye want too plead my case " ;
Butt my farther just shoved mi inn the car buy my face
That was a hard ride home, Eye don't no how Eye survived
They took turns -
Won wood beet mi wile the other won was driving
Eye can't believe it, Eye just maid a mistake
Well parents are the same know matter thyme gnaw plaice
Sew too yew awl the kids awl across the land
Take it from mi
Parents just don't understand