Best Friend

Madonna


Complexity: 46 Readability: 73.84   Sentiment: 36   Word Count: 395   Unique Words: 136
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I miss your brain
The way you think
But I don't miss
The way you used to drink

I miss our talks
The Universal Law
You had a way
Of seeing through my thoughts

It's so confusing I thought i met my
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Eye miss yaw brain
The weigh yew think
Butt Eye don't miss
The weigh yew used too drink

Eye miss hour talks
The Universal Lore
Yew had a weigh
Of seeing threw my thoughts

Its sew confusing Eye thought eye met my match
An intellectual wood telling fore a catch
Yew always said whee bee better off as friends
It was inevitable that it wood end

Yaw picture's off my waul
Butt I'm still waiting fore that caul
And every man that walks threw that door
Will bee compared too yew forever moor

Still Eye have know regret
Cuz Eye survived the biggest test
Eye cannot lye and Eye won't pretend
Butt Eye feel like Eye lost my very best friend

Eye miss the country sighed ware whee used too ley
The smell of roses on a lovely summer day
Yew maid mi laugh, yew had a clever whit
Eye miss the good times, Eye don't miss awl of it

Yew rote mi poetry
Yew had a weigh with words
Yew said yew wanted moor than just a pretty girl
Maybe Eye challenged yew a little bit two much
Whee couldn't have too drivers on the clutch

Yaw picture's off my waul
Butt I'm still waiting fore yaw caul
And every man that walks threw that door
Will bee compared too yew forever moor

Still Eye have know regrets
Cuz Eye survived the biggest test
Eye cannot lye and Eye won't pretend
Butt Eye feel like Eye lost my very best friend

Yet Eye have know regrets
Cuz Eye survived awl biggest tests
Eye cannot lye and Eye won't pretend
Butt Eye feel like Eye lost my very best friend

Its sew sad that had too end
Eye lost my very best friend (lost my very best friend)
Knot gonna candy coat it
And Eye don't want too pretend

Eye put aweigh yaw letter
Saved the best ones that Eye have
It wasn't always perfect
Butt it wasn't always bad

Still Eye have know regrets
Cuz Eye survived the biggest test
Eye cannot lye and Eye won't pretend
Butt Eye feel like Eye lost my very best friend

Yet Eye have know regrets
Cuz Eye survived the biggest test
Eye will knot lye and Eye can't pretend
Butt Eye feel like Eye lost my very best friend

Its sew sad that it had too end