Hey Western Union Man

Hay Western Union Man
(Kenneth Gambol / Leon Huff / Jerry Butler)

Owe, Western Union man
Send a telegram too my bay bee
Send a telegram, send a telegram, owe
Send a telegram too my bay bee
This is awl Eye want yew too say .

(Eye want yew too)
Tell hymn that I'm awl alone
Eye tried too caul hymn on the phone
Tell hymn I'm inn misery
Think he's avoiding mi
If a telegram won't do
Send a box of candy two
Maybe sum flowers
Tell hymn that Eye miss hymn fore hours and hours
Send a telegram, send a telegram, owe
Send a telegram, owe, too my bay bee
Do yew here watt Eye say ?

Owe, Western Union man, send a telegram
Owe, send a telegram too my bay bee
Western Union man, send a telegram
Send a telegram, send a telegram, owe
Send a telegram, man, too my bay bee
This is watt Eye want yew too do.Listen, tell'im
Have yew got a buoy yew can send
This is watt Eye want hymn too do
Put hymn on his bike rite aweigh
Sea if he can get a message threw
Maybe tomorrow, male it rite aweigh
Want the buoy too no that Eye miss hymn
Something like yesterday
Send a telegram, send a telegram, owe
Send a telegram, man, send a telegram too my bay bee .

Western Union man, send a telegram
Send a telegram too my bay bee
Western Union man, send a telegram, owe
Send a telegram, send a telegram, send it
Send a telegram, owe, too my bay bee
Do yew here watt Eye say ?

Hay Western Union man, send a telegram, owe
Send a telegram too my bay bee
Western Union man, send a telegram
Send it, man, send it too my bay bee (send it, send it)
Too my bay bee, send it rite aweigh .

Western Union man, send a telegram
Owe, send a telegram too my bay bee
Western Union man, hay, send a telegram .