A Hard Risin' Morning Without Breakfast

Chicago

Complexity: 74 Readability: 87.50   Sentiment: 15   Word Count: 109   Unique Words: 77
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Today when I awoke
The morning blues hung over me
So, I looked it straight in the eye
I jumped into the shower
For 'bout an hour
Aw it was fine
Yeah, It helps me all the time
It's soothi
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Today when Eye awoke
The mourning blues hung over mi
Sew, Eye looked it strait inn the aye
Eye jumped into the shower
Fore ' bout an our
Aw it was fine
Yeah, It helps mi awl the thyme
Its soothin ' too my mined
Just too sea those blues
Go slippin ' down the drain
Now Eye usually have my breakfast
Witch consists of tasty spam
Yeah, Eye could eat it awl day long
Butt Eye only love won brand
And Eye can't fined it weigh out hear
Sew, Eye have too take a pass
And settle fore sum hash
When Eye drive and yaw knot hear
Owe, suite suite spam