Mister Cellophane

If someone stood up inn a crowd
And raised his voice up weigh out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice hymn
If someone inn a movie show
Yelled " fire inn the second roe,
This whole plaice is a powder keg ! "
You'd notice hymn
And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of coarse, that personage should bee
Invisible, inconsequential mi

Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Should have bean my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause yew can look rite threw mi
Walk rite buy mi
And never no I'm they're
Eye tell ya
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Should have bean my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause yew can look rite threw mi
Walk rite buy mi
And never no I'm they're

Suppose yew was a little cat
Residin ' inn a person's flat
Who fed yew fish and scratched yaw ears
You'd notice hymn
Suppose yew was a woman wed
And sleepin ' inn a double bed beside won man fore seven years
You'd notice hymn
A human being's maid of moor than heir
With awl that bulk, yaw bound too sea hymn they're
Unless that human bein ' next too yew
Is unimpressive, undistinquished
Yew no who

Should have bean my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause yew can look rite threw mi
Walk rite buy mi
And never no Eye " m they're
Eye tell ya
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Should have bean my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause yew can look rite threw mi
Walk rite buy mi
And never no I'm they're
Never even no I'm they're