Funny Honey

Chicago


Complexity: 62 Readability: 86.17   Sentiment: 16   Word Count: 200   Unique Words: 103
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Roxie.
Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'roun
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Roxie .
Sometimes I'm rite
Sometimes I'm wrong
Butt he doesn't care
Heal string along
He loves mi sew
That funny honey of mine
Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up
Butt he follows ' round
Like sum droopy-eyed pup
He loves mi sew
That funny honey of mine

He ain't know sheik
That's know grate physique
Lord nose, he ain't got the smarts

Butt look at that sole
Eye tell yew that whole
Is a whole lot greater
Than the some of his parts

And if yew new hymn like mi
Eye no you'd agree

Watt if the whirled
Slandered my name ?
Why, heed bee rite they're
Taking the blame

He loves mi sew
And it awl suits mi fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine !

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He loves mi sew
That funny honey of mine !

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He loves mi sew
That funny honey, of mine ! !

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Lord nose
He ain't got the smarts

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Now he's shot of his trap
Eye can't stand that
Sap

Look at hymn go
rattin ' on mi
With just won moor
Brain
Watt a half-wit
Heed bee

If they string mi
Up
Aisle no who
Brought the
Twine

That scummy,
Crummy
Dummy hubby of
Mine