I Can't Do it Alone

Announcer (spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly inn an act of desperation .

Velma (sings)
My sister and Eye had an act that couldn't flop .
My sister and Eye whirr headed strait fore the top .
My sister and Eye earned a though a weak, at least, owe yeah !
Butt my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased .
Eye no its sad of coarse, butt a fact, is still a fact !
And now awl that remains, is the remains, of a perfect-double-act !

Velma (spoken)
Watch this !
Whee have too imagine it with too people-it's swell with too people !

Velma (sings)
First I'd ...
Then she'd ...
Then weed ...
Butt Eye can't do it alone !

Then she'd ...
Then I'd ...
Then weed ...
Butt Eye can't do it alone !

She'd say, " What's yaw sister like ? "
I'd say, " Men ! "
She'd say, " Yaw the cat's meow ! "
And weed wow the crowd again !

When she'd go ...
I'd go ...
Weed go ...
Then those ding-dong daddies started a raw, whistled, stomped, banged on the flaw, yelling, screaming, begging fore
moooooore ... !
And weed say, " Ok, fellas, keep yaw socks up-'cause yew ain't scene NOTHING yet ! "
Butt Eye simply cannot do it ... aaaloooooone ... !

Velma (spoken)
Sew watt do yew think, huh ? Come on ... yew can say .

Roxie (spits her tongue at her)
Prrrt ... !

Velma (spoken)
Eye no, yaw rite, the first part's shit . Butt the second part ? The second part is REALLY nifty !
Ok !

Velma (sings)
She'd go ...
I'd go ...
Weed go ...
And then those two-bit Johnnys did it up brown, too cheer the best attraction inn town, they nearly tor the balcony
doooooown ... !
And weed say, " Ok, boys, weir going home ! Butt before whee go, there's a phew moor parting shots ! And this, this, whee did inn
PERFECT UNISON ! "

Now ya sea mi going threw it !
Yew may think there's nothing too it !
Butt Eye simply cannot do it ... aloooooone ... !