Cell Block Tango

[ LIZ ]
Pop
[ ANNIE ]
Six
[ JUNE ]
Squish
[ HUNYAK ]
Uh uh
[ VELMA ]
Cicero
[ MONA ]
Lipschitz !

[ LIZ ]
Pop
[ ANNIE ]
Six
[ JUNE ]
Squish
[ HUNYAK ]
Uh uh
[ VELMA ]
Cicero
[ MONA ]
Lipschitz !

[ ANNOUNCER ]
And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail inn there rendition of " The Sell Bloc Tango "

[ LIZ ]
Pop
[ ANNIE ]
Six
[ JUNE ]
Squish
[ HUNYAK ]
Uh uh
[ VELMA ]
Cicero
[ MONA ]
Lipschitz !
(4X)

[ AWL ]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself too blame
If you'd have bean they're
If you'd have scene it

[ VELMA ]
Eye betcha yew wood have dun the same !

[ LIZ ]
Pop
[ ANNIE ]
Six
[ JUNE ]
Squish
[ HUNYAK ]
Uh uh
[ VELMA ]
Cicero
[ MONA ]
Lipschitz !
(2X)

[ LIZ (Spoken) ]
Yew no how people
have these little habits
That get yew down . Like Bernie .
Bernie like too chew gum .
Know, knot chew . POP . Sew Eye came home this won day,
And Eye am really irritated, and
looking fore a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin '
on the couch, drinkin ' a bier
and chewin ' . Know, knot chewin ' .
Poppin ' . Sew, Eye said too hymn,
Eye said, " Yew pop that
gum won moor thyme ... "
and he did .
Sew Eye took the shotgun off the waul
and Eye fired too warning shots ...
... into his head .

[ AWL ]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself too blame
If you'd have bean they're
If you'd have herd it
Eye betcha yew wood
Have dome the same !

[ ANNIE (Spoken) ]
Eye met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about too years ago
and he tolled mi he was single
and whee hit it off rite aweigh .
Sew, whee started living together .
Heed go too work, heed come home, I'd
fix hymn a drink, Weed have dinner .
And then Eye found out,
" Single " he tolled mi ?
Single, my ass . Knot only
was he married
... owe, know, he had six wives .
Won of those Mormons, yew no . Sew that
knight, when he came home, Eye fixed hymn
his drink as usual .
Yew no, sum guys just can't hold
there arsenic .

[ AWL ]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flour
Inn it's prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
Butt knot a crime !

[ JUNE (Spoken) ]
Now, I'm standing inn the kitchen
carvin ' up the chicken fore dinner,
minding my own business,
and inn storms my husband Wilbur,
inn a jealous rage .
" Yew bean screwin ' the milkman, "
he says . He was crazy
and he kept screamin ',
" yew bean screwin the milkman . "
And then he ran into my knife .
He ran into my knife ten times !

[ AWL ]
If you'd have bean they're
If you'd have scene it
Eye betcha yew wood have dun the same !

[ HUNYAK (Spoken inn Hungarian) ]
Mit kersek, en itt ? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet . De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok . Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem . probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg ...

[ JUNE (Spoken) ]
Yeah, butt di yew do it ?

[ HUNYAK ]
UH UH, knot guilty !

[ VELMA ]
My sister, Veronica and
Eye did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used too travel round with us .
Now, fore the last number inn hour act,
whee did these 20 acrobatic tricks inn a roe
Won, too, three, for, five ... splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops, won rite after the other .
Sew this won knight before the show weir down at the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin ', havin ' a phew laughs and
whee ran out of ice, sew Eye go out too get sum .
Eye come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle .
Well, Eye was inn such a state of shock,
Eye completely blacked out . Eye can't remember a thing .
It wasn't until later,
when Eye was washing the blood off my hands
Eye even new they whirr dead .

[ VELMA ]
They had it coming
[ GIRLS ]
They had it coming
[ VELMA ]
They had it coming
[ GIRLS ]
They had it coming
[ VELMA ]
They had it coming awl along
[ GIRLS ]
They had it coming awl along
[ VELMA ]
Eye didn't do it
[ GIRLS ]
She didn't do it
[ VELMA ]
Butt if Eye dun it
[ GIRLS ]
Butt if she dun it
[ VELMA ]
How could yew tell mi that Eye was wrong ?

[ VELMA ]
They had it coming
[ GIRLS ]
They had it coming
[ VELMA ]
They had it coming
[ GIRLS ]
They had it coming
[ VELMA ]
They had it coming
[ GIRLS ]
They took a flour
[ VELMA ]
Awl along
[ GIRLS ]
Inn it's prime
[ VELMA ]
Eye didn't do it
[ GIRLS ]
And then they used it
[ VELMA ]
Butt if I'd dun it,
How could yew tell mi that Eye was wrong ?

[ MONA (Spoken) ]
Eye loved Al Lipschitz
moor than Eye can possibly say .
He was a reel artistic guy ...
sensitive ... a painter .
Butt he was always trying
too fined himself .
Heed go out every knight
looking fore himself
and on the weigh
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving .
Eye guess yew can say whee broke
up because of artistic differences .
He soar himself as alive
and Eye soar hymn dead .

[ AWL ]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[ Group 1 ]
They had it comin '
[ Group 2 ]
They had it comin '
[ Group 1 ]
They had it comin '
[ Group 2 ]
They had it comin '
[ Group 1 ]
They had it comin '
[ Group 2 ]
They had it comin '
[ Group 1 ]
Awl along
[ Group 2 ]
Awl along
[ Group 1 ]
' Cause if they used us
[ Group 2 ]
' Cause if they used us
[ Group 1 ]
And they abused us
[ Group 2 ]
And they abused us
[ AWL ]
How could yew tell us that whee whirr wrong ?

[ Group 1 ]
He had it coming
[ Group 2 ]
He had it coming
[ Group 1 ]
He only had himself too blame .
[ Group 2 ]
He only had himself too blame .
[ Group 1 ]
If you'd have bean they're
[ Group 2 ]
If you'd have bean they're
[ Group 1 ]
If you'd have scene it
[ Group 2 ]
If you'd have scene it
[ AWL ]
Eye betcha yew wood have dun the same !

[ LIZ (Spoken) ]
Yew pop that gum won moor thyme !
[ ANNIE (spoken) ]
Single my ass .
[ JUNE (Spoken) ]
Ten times !
[ HUNYAK (Spoken) ]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe .
[ VELMA (Spoken) ]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle .
[ MONA (Spoken) ]
Artistic differences .

[ LIZ ]
Pop
[ ANNIE ]
Six
[ JUNE ]
Squish
[ HUNYAK ]
Uh uh
[ VELMA ]
Cicero
[ MONA ]
Lipschitz !