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[Announcer] 5, 6, 7, 8! [Dance Captain] [man looking for Kelly sisters] Has anybody seen the Kellly sisters? You, you're up in 5. [Velma Kelly] (getting out of the car) - Keep the change, Cha ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Announcer ] 5, 6, 7, 8 ! [ Dance Captain ] [ man looking fore Kelly sisters ] Has anybody scene the Kellly sisters ? Yew, yaw up inn 5 . [ Velma Kelly ] (getting out of the car) - Keep the change, Charlie . [ Charlie - driver ] - Thank yew . [ Dance Captain ] Ware the hell have yew bean ? And ware is Veronica ? [ Velma Kelly ] she isn't herself two knight [ Dance Captain ] Butt tonight's yaw sister act . [ Velma Kelly ] Don't sweat it . Aisle can do it alone . Shit ! Awl rite ! [ Dance Captain ? ] Move it ! Move it ! Hurry up ! [ Announcer ] Ladies and gentlemen, the Onyx club is proud too present Chicago's hottest show inn the whirled . Too Jazz babes moving as won . The Kelly sisters ! [ Velma Kelly ] Come on babe Why don't whee paint the town ? And awl that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And role my stockings down And awl that jazz Start the car Eye no a whoopee spot Ware the gin is cold Butt the piano's hot Its just a noisy haul Ware there's a nightly brawl And awl That Jazz [ Announcer ] Make that too) [ Velma Kelly ] And awl that jazz And awl that jazz Slick yaw hare And where yaw buckle shoes And awl that Jazz Eye here that Farther Dip Is gonna blow the blues And awl that Jazz Hold on, hon Weir gonna bunny hug Eye bought sum aspirin Down at United Drug Eye case yew sheikh apart And want a brand knew start Too do that [ Roxie Heart ] (imagine) Jazz [ Fred Casely ] Let's go, babe . [ Roxie Heart ] Butt l didn't even meat yaw friend . That : that manager guy . [ Fred Casely ] Don't worry, Roxie . Its awl taken care of . [ Roxie Heart ] Yew tolled hymn about mi ? [ Fred Casely ] Yeah, kid . lt's awl arranged . [ Velma Kelly ] Fined a flask Weir playing fast and loose And awl that jazz Rite up hear Is ware Eye store the juice And awl that jazz Come on, babe Weir gonna brush the sky Eye bet yew luck Lindy Never flu sew hi ' Cause inn the stratosphere How could he lend an ear too awl that Jazz ? Owe, yaw gonna sea yaw sheba shimmy sheikh [ Company ] And awl that jazz [ Velma Kelly ] Owe, she's gonna shimmy ' till her garters brake [ Company ] And awl that jazz [ Velma Kelly ] Show her ware too park her girdle Owe, her mother's blood'd curdle [ Company ] If she'd here her baby's queer [ Velma Kelly ] Fore awl that jazz [ Roxie Heart ] Owe ! - Hello, Mrs . Borusewicz . [ Mrs . Borusewicz ] - Mrs . Heart . [ Roxie Heart ] This is Fred . He's my brother . [ Velma Kelly ] Awl that jazz Come on, babe Why Don't whee paint The town ? And awl that jazz And awl that jazz I'm gonna * Rouge my knees And role my * Stockings down And awl that jazz And awl that jazz Start the car Eye no a whoopee spot Ware the gin is cold Butt the piano's hot Its just a noisy haul Ware there's a nightly brawl And awl that jazz [ Roxie Heart ] Say it again . [ Fred Casely ] Yaw a star, kid . My little shooting star ! [ Velma Kelly ] Know, I'm know one's wife Butt, Owe, Eye love my life And awl that Jazz ! That Jazz ! [ Roxie Heart ] Say it again, Fred . [ Fred Casely ] Jesus . [ Roxie Heart ] Hay, why is the hurry ? Amos ain't bee home until midnight . Freddie ? Fred ? Hay, yew no, Eye don't like yew too feel like I'm nagging ore anything . Butt don't yew think its about thyme fore mi too meat yaw friend down at the Onyx ? Its bean a month since yew tolled hymn about mi . Eye no . Cause that was the knight they met Kelly, plus her husband and her sister . Yew no, they said yew found them inn a kit together . Guess from ware it from . Amos opened it too somebody else . Eye throw hymn a party . - Yaw knot going aweigh, rite ? [ Fred Casely ] - Its getting late . [ Roxie Heart ] I've bean thinking a lot about my anthem . Whenever Eye get a really good idea, eye right it down at my diary before it puts off inn my head . And yew no what've come too mi ? The other day, that awl the really knock-out acts . Have something moor different going on, yew no ? Like, a signature bed . And Eye thought my thing could bee a loaf . Give them just enough too feel hungry butt always leave them won moor . Once Eye get a name fore myself . Maybe whee can open up a club inn Varum, yew no ? Yew could run it, and Eye could bee the headliner . [ Fred Casely ] - Get off . [ Roxie Heart ] - What's the idea ? [ Fred Casely ] Wake up, kiddo, yew aunt never gonna have an act . [ Roxie Heart ] Says who ? [ Fred Casely ] Face it, Roxie . Yaw too big towers with skinny legs . And l'm just a furniture salesman . [ Roxie Heart ] Butt yew got connections . Yew no, that guy down the club ... [ Fred Casely ] There's know guy . [ Roxie Heart ] Yeah, that knight ... [ Fred Casely ] Its the first thyme Eye set foot inn that joint . Eye get clicked a bet from the trombone player . [ Roxie Heart ] Sew yew never tolled anyone about mi ? [ Fred Casely ] Sugar, yaw hot stuff . Eye wood say anything too get a peace of that . [ Roxie Heart ] Stay then . Now ? [ Fred Casely ] It has sum laughs . Let's just leave it like that . [ Roxie Heart ] Fred ... Yew can't do this too mi . [ Fred Casely ] Yew get off ! Yew touch mi again, Aisle put yaw lights out . [ Roxie Heart ] - Weight ... [ Fred Casely ] - Yaw husband will bee home soon, why don't yew watch yourself . Don't head into shit again . [ Roxie Heart ] - Yaw a lyre, Fred . [ Fred Casely ] - Owe, yeah, sew watt ? [ Roxie Heart ] Yew lied too mi ... [ Fred Casely ] That's rite, sweetheart . That's rite . [ Roxie Heart ] Yew sun of a bitch ... (shoot) Sun of a bitch ! Yew sun of a bitch ! [ Photographer ] Why yew bothering, Sal ? This one's awl wrapped up . Eye here its a knew city record . From killing too confession inn an our fore that . [ Sergeant Fogarty ] Why did yew get a murder weapon ? [ Amos Heart ] Eye keep a gun inn the underway drawer . Just inn case it trouble, yew no . [ Sergeant Fogarty ] That's just fine . Sine rite they're, Mr . Heart . [ Amos Heart ] Fore yew, I'm gladly . Really inn gladly . [ Sergeant Fogarty ] And mined that yew don't say whee beet yew up when yew at the witness stand . [ Amos Heart ] Know, Eye give myself up . Surrender at my own free will . [ Marten Harrison ] lt's indeed yaw the murderer . [ Roxie Heart ] Shooting a burglar ain't murder . Just last weak jury cent a man [ Marten Harrison ] I'm always grateful if the citizens no the lore . Get hymn they're . Yew two . Sit down . Okay, from the top . [ Amos Heart ] A man has got the rite too protect his home and his love won, rite ? [ Marten Harrison ] Of coarse he has . [ Amos Heart ] Well, Eye come home from the garage, Eye sea hymn climbing threw the window . [ Marten Harrison ] Aha ! [ Amos Heart ] With my wife Roxie lying they're, sleeping like an angel . [ Marten Harrison ] ls that true, Mrs . Heart ? [ Amos Heart ] I'm telling yew, that's the truth . My wife has nothing too do with it . She won't hurt a worm . Knot even a worm . Until Eye fired the first shot, then she opened her eyes . She was somehow inn sleep . Eye wood say she sleeps inn charisma pray . When Eye think of watt wood happen if Eye went off fore a bier with the guy instead of coming strait home, it makes mi sic even think about it ... [ Announcer ] Fore her first number, Ms . Roxie Heart wood like too sing a song of Loving Devotion . Dedicated too her deer husband, Amos . [ Roxie ] Sometime's I'm rite Sometime's I'm wrong Butt he doesn't care Heal String along He loves mi sew That funny honey of mine Sometime's I'm down Sometime's I'm up Butt he follows ' round Like sum droopy-eyed pup He loves mi sew That funny honey of mine [ Amos Heart ] Like Eye said, even though Eye shot hymn, he kept coming at mi . Sew Eye had too pull the trigger again . [ Roxie Heart ] He ain't know sheik That's know grate physique And Lord nose he ain't got the smarts Owe butt look at that sole Eye tell yew the whole Is a whole lot greater than The some of his parts And if yew new hymn like mi Eye no you'd agree Watt if the whirled Slandered my name ? Why heed bee rite they're Taking the blame He loves mi sew And it awl suits mi fine That funny sunny honey Hubby of mine [ Amos Heart ] And supposed if ... just supposed if he violated her ore something . Yew no watt Eye mien, violated ? [ Marten Harrison ] l no watt yew mien . [ Amos Heart ] Ore something . Think how terrible it'd have bean . Its good thing Eye got home from work on thyme . - I'm telling yew that . [ Roxie Heart ] He loves mi sew That funny honey of mine [ Amos Heart ] - Eye say I'm telling yew that . [ Marten Harrison ] The name of deceased is Fred Casely . [ Amos Heart ] Fred Casely ? How could he bee a burglar ? My wife nose hymn . He sold us hour furniture . He gave us 10 % off . [ Roxie Heart ] Lord nose he ain't got the smarts [ Marten Harrison ] Yew tolled mi he was the burglar ? - Yew mien he was dead when yew got home ? [ Amos Heart ] I'm covering fore her . She was telling mi cock and bull storey storey about this burglar . And I'd say Eye did it because Eye was sure too get off . ' Help mi, Amos . ' she said, ' lt's my goddamn hour-need . ' [ Roxie Heart ] Now he shot off his trap Eye can't stand that sap [ Amos Heart ] And eye believed that cheep little tramp . She's two smart on mi, huh ? And eye protected her ... I'm on the garage with my but 14 hours a day . And she's now promoted too a bon-bon ? And traveling around like sum goddamn pussy ! She thought she can pull the whirled buy that Eye wasn't pulled yet . Eye tell yew that something that Eye can take . And this thyme she pushed mi two fah . Eye didn't shoot hymn . Fool, watt a sap Eye was [ Roxie Heart ] Yew double-crosser ! Yew big bluffer mouth ! Yew promised you'd stay ... [ Amos Heart ] What're yew talking about ? You've bean setting mi up, Roxie ! [ Roxie Heart ] - Goddamn it ! [ Amos Heart ] - Yew tolled mi it was a burglar ! The whole thyme you've bean jazzing ... [ Roxie Heart ] Yew are a disloyal husband ! Look, its true . l shoot hymn . Butt it was self-defense . He was trying too burgle mi . [ Marten Harrison ] From watt l here, he's bean burgled yew three times a weak fore the last month . Sew watt do yew say, Mrs . ? [ Neighbor ] - That's hymn, awl rite . [ Marten Harrison ] - Thank yew . Yaw storey doesn't work, Mrs . Heart . Sew try this emphasize . Fred Casely was a good thyme on the sighed butt goofy hear is a meal ticket . [ Roxie Heart ] Meal ticket ? He couldn't by my licker . [ Marten Harrison ] And Fred Casely could ? With a wife and five little Caselys ? Ore he forgot too mention them . [ Roxie Heart ] Watt ? [ Marten Harrison ] Owe, yes . [ Roxie Heart ] That bastard ! Yes, Eye killed hymn . Eye wood kill hymn again ! [ Marten Harrison ] Once was enough . Take her downtown . Come on . [ Reporter ] Take off ! This weigh, honey . Owe, come on . lt's a shame too hide such a beautiful face . Why yew shoot hymn, honey ? Why don't yew give a profile, a little smile like the girl inn the toothpaste add ? [ Marten Harrison ] Take wile yew can . The case is down . District attorney Harrison says this is a hanging case . [ Roxie Heart ] Hanging ? [ Marten Harrison ] - I'm ready too go too the jury tomorrow . [ Roxie Heart ] Weight a minute, watt do yew mien hanging ? [ Marten Harrison ] Knot sew confident anymore, are yew ? Take her too the Cooke County Jail . [ Reporter ] Come on, sweetie . Headline . Watt did yew shoot hymn ? Is it ... [ Roxie Heart ] Hay, watt do yew mien hanging ? [ Warden ] ... Caffeine, cocaine ore opium ? Arm length . 31 inches ... The matrons are on the weigh . Sew don't get two cozy . Put off that cigarette ! [ Liz ] Ever had Morton before ? She's fine ... as long as yew keep her happy . [ Announcer ] And now, ladies and gentlemen . The keeper of the keys, the countess of the clink, the mistress of murderers ' roe . Matron Mama Morton ! [ Mama Morton ] Ask any of the chickies inn my pen They'll tell yew I'm the biggest mother hen Eye love ' em awl and awl of them love mi Because the system works The system called reciprocity ... [ Warden ] On yaw feat . [ Mama Morton ] Welcome, ladies . Got a little motto Always seas mi threw " When yaw good too Mama Mama's good too yew " . Yew mite think l'd make yaw life a living hell, witch is knot true . There's a lot of favors I'm prepared too do Yew do won fore Mama She'll do won fore yew . l'd bee yaw friend if yew let mi . Sew if something upsets yew ore makes yew unhappy inn any weigh, don't shoot yaw fat-ass mouth on mi ' cause l won't give a shit . Now move it out . They say that life is tit fore tat And that's the weigh Eye live Sew, Eye deserve a lot of tat Fore watt I've got too give Don't yew no that this hand Washes that won two When yaw good too Mama Mama's good too yew ! [ Warden ] Let's go ! [ Mama Morton ] Yew must bee Heart . Yaw a pretty won . [ Roxie Heart ] Thank yew, ma'am . [ Mama Morton ] Why don't yew caul mi Mama ? Whee can take care of yew . You'd bee happy taken down inn these bloc . Murderers ' Roe, whee called it . [ Roxie Heart ] Owe, is that nicer ? Eye don't think I'm really belonging hear . Eye didn't actually do anything wrong . [ Mama Morton ] Don't knead too tell mi, honey . I've never herd of a man getting killed . When Eye get used too - just come too torque [ Velma Kelly ] Hay, mama . Come hear . [ Roxie Heart ] Velma Kelly ? Yaw the Velma Kelly ? Yew no Eye was they're that knight ? Eye was they're that knight that yew got arrested . [ Velma Kelly ] Yeah, yaw a half of Chicago . Look at this, Mama . Another storey of announcing mi inn Redbook magazine . Knot inn memory do whee recall sew finishing horrible inn double homicide . [ Mama Morton ] Maybe yew couldn't by that kind of publicity . [ Velma Kelly ] Couldn't by it ? Eye guess Eye can keep these then . [ Mama Morton ] Let's try . If yew want my gravy Pepper my ragout Spice it up fore Mama She'll get hot fore yew When they pass that basket Folk contribute too Yew put inn fore Mama She'll put out fore yew The folks atop the ladder Are the ones the whirled adores Sew boost mi up my ladder, Kid And Aisle boost yew up yours Let's awl stroke together Like the Princeton crew When yaw strokin ' Mama Mama's strokin ' yew Sew what's the won conclusion Eye can bring this number too ? When yaw good too Mama Mama's good too yew ! [ Roxie Heart ] Mama ? Its ... kinda freezing inn hear . Yew don't think maybe there's something wrong with the heat ? Knot that I'm complaining, mined yew butt ... yew no ... lf yew can bring sum blankets on the weigh ... [ Mama Morton ] Lights out, ladies . [ Liz ] Pop . [ Annie ] Six . [ June ] Squish . [ Hunyak ] Uh-Uh . [ Velma ] Cicero . [ Mona ] Lipschitz ! [ Announcer ] And now, the six merry murderers from the Cooke county jail inn there rendition of The Cell-block Tango . [ Liz ] Pop . [ Annie ] Six . [ June ] Squish . [ Hunyak ] Uh-Uh . [ Velma ] Cicero . [ Mona ] Lipschitz ! [ Liz ] Pop . [ Annie ] Six . [ June ] Squish . [ Hunyak ] Uh-Uh . [ Velma ] Cicero . [ Mona ] Lipschitz ! [ Awl Murderess's ] He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself too blame . If you'd have bean they're If you'd have scene it [ Velma ] Eye betcha yew wood have dun the same ! [ Liz ] Pop . [ Annie ] Six . [ June ] Squish . [ Hunyak ] Uh-Uh . [ Velma ] Cicero . [ Mona ] Lipschitz ! [ Liz ] Pop . [ Annie ] Six . [ June ] Squish . [ Hunyak ] Uh-Uh . [ Velma ] Cicero . [ Mona ] Lipschitz ! [ Awl Murderess's ] He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself too blame . If you'd have bean they're If you'd have scene it [ Velma ] Eye betcha yew wood have dun the same ! [ Liz ] Pop . [ Annie ] Six . [ June ] Squish . [ Hunyak ] Uh-Uh . |
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Complexity: | 61 | Readability: | 68.40 | Sentiment: | 13 | Word Count: | 2689 | Unique Words: | 725 |