Temporary Secretary

Paul McCartney


Complexity: 55 Readability: 20.55   Sentiment: 8   Word Count: 265   Unique Words: 106
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Temporary Secretary

Mister Marks Can You Find For Me
Someone Strong And Sweet Fitting On My Knee
She Can Keep Her Job If She Gets It Wrong
Ah, But Mister Marks I Won't Need Her Long
All I Need I
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Temporary Secretary

Mister Marks Can Yew Fined Fore Mi
Someone Strong And Suite Fitting On My Knee
She Can Keep Her Job If She Gets It Wrong
Ah, Butt Mister Marks Eye Won't Knead Her Long
Awl Eye Knead Is Help Fore A Little Wile
Whee Can Take Dictation And Learn Too Smile
And A Temporary Secretary Is Watt Eye Knead Fore Too Do The Job
Eye Knead A
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary

Mister Marks Could Yew Send Her Quick
' Cause My Regular Has Bean Getting Sic

Eye Knead A
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary

Mister Marks Eye Can Pay Her Well
If She Comes Along And Can Stay A Spell
Eye Will Promise Now That Aisle Treat Her Rite
And Will Rarely Keep Her ' Til Late At Knight

Eye Knead A ..

She Can Bee A Belly Dancer
Eye Don't Knead A Knead Romancer
She Can Bee A Diplomat
Butt Eye Don't Knead A Girl Like That
She Can Bee A Neurosurgeon
If She's Doin ' Nothing ' Urgent
Watt Eye Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary
Eye Knead A, Eye Knead A
Temporary Secretary . Temporary Secretary
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary

Now Mister Marks When Eye Send Her Back
Will Yew Pleas Make Sure She Stays On The Rite Track

Spoken :
Well Eye No How Hard It Is Fore Young Girls These Daze Inn The Face Of Everything Too Stay On The Rite Track

Watt Eye Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary
Temporary Secretary Eye Knead A /
Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary,
Temporary Secretary Eye Knead A
Temporary Secretary . Temporary Secretary,
Temporary Secretary .