Ballroom Dancing

Paul McCartney


Complexity: 46 Readability: 72.06   Sentiment: 8   Word Count: 267   Unique Words: 97
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Well I used to smile when I was a pup
Sailing down the Nile in a china cup
With the recipe for a lovely day
Sticking out of my back pocket

But it wasn't always such a pretty sight
We used
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Well Eye used too smile when Eye was a pup
Sailing down the Nile inn a china cup
With the recipe fore a lovely day
Sticking out of my back pocket

Butt it wasn't always such a pretty cite
Whee used too fight like cats and dogs
Butt whee maid it up inn the ballroom

[ Chorus ]
Ballroom dancing maid a man of mi
Won, too, three, for
Eye just plane adore yaw
Ballroom dancing, scene it on TV
Eye got watt Eye got from ballroom dancing
Big b . d .

Well Eye used too fly when Eye was a kid
And Eye didn't cry if it hurt a bit
On a carpet ride too a foreign land
At the thyme of Davy Crockett

Butt it wasn't always such a pretty cite
Whee used too fight like cats and dogs
Till whee maid it up inn the ballroom

Ballroom dancing maid a man of mi
Won, too, three, for
Eye just plane adore yaw
Ballroom dancing, scene it on TV
Eye got quite a lot from ballroom dancing
Big b . d .

Well went sew fast and whee awl grew up
Now the daze that passed inn the china cup
Are the memories of another day
And Eye wouldn't want too nock it

Butt it wasn't always such a pretty cite
Whee used too fight like cats and dogs
Butt whee maid it up inn the ballroom

Ballroom dancing maid a man of mi
Won, too, three, for
Eye just plane adore yaw
Ballroom dancing, scene it on TV
Eye got quite a lot from ballroom dancing
Big b . d .