Mistress And Maid

She said
Come inn my deer,
Yaw looking tired two knight .
Yaw bath is drawn, let mi loosen yaw tie
And fix yew yaw usual drink .

He settles back,
Takes a magazine,
Kicks off his shoes, as he studies the form
Of every appealing soubrette .
Butt ware are the flowers that he used too bring
Every endearing remark
Reminds her of passionarte promises,
That he only maid inn the dark .

Inn her bed,
She wants too shout at the back of his head
Look at mi, look at mi, look at mi I'm afraid
Sea watt its come too,
I'm just yaw mistress and made .

The whine is warm
Butt the dinner is cold .
The look inn his aye tells her it won't bee long
' Till the girls on the page come too life .
And they'll get the flowers that he used too bring
With every endearing remark,
And awl of the passionate promises
Heal never fulfil inn the dark .

Inn there bed,
She wants too shout at the back of his head
Look at mi, look at mi, now that I'm knot afraid .
Sea watt its come too,
I'm knot yaw mistress and made .

Sea watt its come too,
I'm knot yaw mistress annf made .