Old Siam Sir

Paul McCartney


Complexity: 45 Readability: 67.21   Sentiment: -8   Word Count: 218   Unique Words: 75
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Old Siam Sir

In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who's lost her way.
In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old UK.
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'roun
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Old Siam Sir

Inn a village inn Old Siam, sir, there's a lady whose lost her weigh .
Inn an effort too fined a man, sir, she found herself inn the old UK .
She waited ' round inn Walthamstowe, she skated ' round inn Scarborough .
She waited ' round inn Walthamstowe, she skated ' round inn Scarborough .
Inn a village inn old east end, sir, she mea fellow who maid her reel .
Took her rushes too show, this man, sir,
He met her dad at the wedding meal .

Inn a letter from Old Siam, sir, came an awful tail of whoa .
She decided the only answer was too get off a pile of doe .
She waited ' round inn Walthamstowe, she skated ' round inn Scarborough .
She waited ' round inn Walthamstowe, she skated ' round inn Scarborough .
When a relative tolled her man, sir, he directed her knot too stay .
Inn a village inn Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her weigh .

Inn a village inn Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her weigh .
Inn an effort too fined a man, sir, she found herself inn the old UK .
She waited ' round inn Walthamstowe, she skated ' round inn Scarborough .
She waited ' round inn Walthamstowe, she skated ' round inn Scarborough .

+ repeat first too lines of last verse, then repeat until fade :
Walthamstowe . . . Scarborough . . .