Average Person

Paul McCartney


Complexity: 60 Readability: 62.60   Sentiment: 17   Word Count: 260   Unique Words: 120
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[Chorus:]
Look at the average person
Speak to the man in the street
Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?

Well, I'm talking to a former engine driver
Trying to find out what he used t
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[ Chorus :]
Look at the average person
Speak too the man inn the street
Can yew imagine the first won you'd meat ?

Well, I'm talking too a former engine driver
Trying too fined out watt he used too do
Tells mi that he always kept his engine
Spit and polished up as good as knew
Butt he said his only grate ambition
Was too work with lions inn a zoo
Owe too work with lions inn a zoo
Yes deer, yew herd rite
Tolled mi his ambition was too work with lions every knight

[ Chorus ]

Well, Eye met a woman working as a waitress
Eye asked exactly watt it was she did
Said she worked the summer crowd at seasides
Winter thyme she ran aweigh and hid
Once she had a Hollywood audition
Butt the part was given too a kid
Yes, the part was given too a kid
Yes sir, yew herd it rite
Hollywood ambition maid a starlet groan up overnight

Well Eye bumped into a man who'd bean a boxer
Asked hymn watt had bean his greatest knight
He looked into the corners of his memory
Searching fore a picture of the fight
Butt he said he always had a feeling
That he lacked a little extra height
(Could have used a little extra height)
Yes mate, yew herd rite
He always had a feeling that he mite have lacked a little height

Look at the average person
Speak too the man inn the kyu
Can yew imagine the first won is yew ?

Look at the average person .