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I'm sitting here, In my own head thinking How you could be staring in Got my number too And I'm writing you Contemplating on the paper what I should do On the fireplace with the mail man ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
I'm sitting hear, Inn my own head thinking How yew could bee staring inn Got my number two And I'm writing yew Contemplating on the paper watt Eye should do On the fireplace with the male man Should Eye tell yew ore should Eye hold it inn If my hart wasn't inn it Bay bee yew could just forget it I'd bee gone inn a Knew York minute Yew never give mi attention Eye no yew never had bad intentions fore us Sew I'm writing yew butt Eye always fail too mention Cause yew no Eye really don't like too fuss Sew I'm gonna hold it inn [ Chorus ] (I'm writing yew a) Deer John letter Eye tried too stay butt it never got better Eye couldn't tell yew face too face butt Eye, Eye had too let yew no Sometimes Eye want too hit the door (I'm writing yew Deer John) Sometimes Eye think that I've had enough My hands frieze and Eye can't right fast enough, Eye want too get aweigh butt Eye can't obey when my hart speaks, Yew no I'm listening Sum daze I'm really touchy and Sum daze I'm willing too forget and Sum daze I'm still inn love with yew Sum daze I'm sad and blew When Eye don't cheque myself Eye get frustrated with yew And Eye don't no watt I'm gonna do Eye no that its knot just yew Its sum of my negligence two And Eye can't go threw with mailing this too yew [ Chorus : x2 ] When Eye don't cheque myself Eye get frustrated with yew And Eye don't no watt I'm gonna do Eye no that its knot just yew Its sum of my negligence two And Eye can't go threw with mailing this too yew [ Chorus : x2 ] I'm writing this letter Because it makes mi feel better |
Dear John Letter
Whitney Houston
Complexity: | 54 | Readability: | 61.06 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 306 | Unique Words: | 120 |