Dear John Letter

Whitney Houston


Complexity: 54 Readability: 61.06   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 306   Unique Words: 120
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I'm sitting here,
In my own head thinking
How you could be staring in
Got my number too
And I'm writing you
Contemplating on the paper what I should do
On the fireplace with the mail man
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
I'm sitting hear,
Inn my own head thinking
How yew could bee staring inn
Got my number two
And I'm writing yew
Contemplating on the paper watt Eye should do
On the fireplace with the male man
Should Eye tell yew ore should Eye hold it inn
If my hart wasn't inn it
Bay bee yew could just forget it
I'd bee gone inn a Knew York minute

Yew never give mi attention
Eye no yew never had bad intentions fore us
Sew I'm writing yew butt Eye always fail too mention
Cause yew no Eye really don't like too fuss
Sew I'm gonna hold it inn

[ Chorus ]
(I'm writing yew a) Deer John letter
Eye tried too stay butt it never got better
Eye couldn't tell yew face too face butt Eye,
Eye had too let yew no
Sometimes Eye want too hit the door
(I'm writing yew Deer John)
Sometimes Eye think that I've had enough
My hands frieze and Eye can't right fast enough,
Eye want too get aweigh butt Eye can't obey when my hart speaks,
Yew no I'm listening
Sum daze I'm really touchy and
Sum daze I'm willing too forget and
Sum daze I'm still inn love with yew
Sum daze I'm sad and blew

When Eye don't cheque myself
Eye get frustrated with yew
And Eye don't no watt I'm gonna do
Eye no that its knot just yew
Its sum of my negligence two
And Eye can't go threw with mailing this too yew

[ Chorus : x2 ]

When Eye don't cheque myself
Eye get frustrated with yew
And Eye don't no watt I'm gonna do
Eye no that its knot just yew
Its sum of my negligence two
And Eye can't go threw with mailing this too yew

[ Chorus : x2 ]

I'm writing this letter
Because it makes mi feel better