Tabloid Junkie

Michael Jackson


Complexity: 33 Readability: 58.57   Sentiment: -2   Word Count: 523   Unique Words: 130
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Speculate to break the one you hate
Circulate the lie you confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
The hounding media in hysteria
Who's the next for you to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth b
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Speculate too brake the won yew hate
Circulate the lye yew confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
The hounding media inn hysteria
Whose the next fore yew too resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth bee tolled the grassy knoll
The blackmail storey inn awl yaw glory

Its Slander
Yew say its knot a sword
Butt with yaw pen yew torture men
You'd crucify the Lord
And yew don't have too red it
And yew don't have too eat it
Too by it is too feed it
Sew why do whee keep foolin ' ourselves

Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Though everybody wants too red awl about it
Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual, actual
They say he's homosexual

Inn the hood
Frame hymn if yew could
Shoot too kill
Too blame hymn if yew will
If he dies sympathize
Such false witnesses
Dam self righteousness
Inn the black
Stab mi inn the back
Inn the face
Too lye and shame the race
Heroin and Marilyn
The headline stories of
Awl yaw glory

Its slander
With the words yew use
Yaw a parasite inn black and wight
Do anything fore news
If yew don't go and by it
Then they won't glorify it
Too red it sanctifies it
Then why do whee keep foolin ' ourselves

Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Everybody wants too red awl about it
Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Sea, butt everybody wants too believe awl about it

Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Sea, butt everybody wants too believe awl about it
Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual, actual
She's blonde and she's bisexual

Scandal
With the words yew use
Yaw a parasite inn black and wight
Do anything fore news
And yew don't go and by it
Then they won't glorify it
Too red it sanctifies it
Why do whee keep foolin ' ourselves
Slander
Yew say its knot a sin
Butt with yaw pen yew torture men
Then why do whee keep foolin ' ourselves

Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Though everybody wants too red awl about it
Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Sea, butt everybody wants too believe awl about it

Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Just because yew red it inn a magazine
Ore sea it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual, actual

Yaw sew dam disrespectable