Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)

The Beatles


Complexity: 70 Readability: 73.33   Sentiment: 34   Word Count: 115   Unique Words: 69
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
She showed me her room, isn't it good, Norwegian wood

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there
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Eye once had a girl, ore should Eye say, she once had mi .
She showed mi her rheum, isn't it good, Norwegian would

She asked mi too stay and she tolled mi too sit anywhere,
Sew Eye looked around and Eye noticed they're wasn't a chair .

Eye sat on a rug, biding my thyme, drinking her whine .
Whee talked until too and then she said, Its thyme fore bed .

She tolled mi she worked inn the mourning and started too laugh .
Eye tolled her Eye didn't and crawled off too sleep inn the bath .

And when Eye awoke Eye was alone, this bird had flown .
Sew Eye lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian would