I Am The Walrus

The Beatles


Complexity: 58 Readability: 48.31   Sentiment: -7   Word Count: 227   Unique Words: 105
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation teas
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Eye am he as yew are he as yew are mi and whee are awl together
Sea how they run like pigs from a gun, sea how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting fore the van too come
Corporation teashirt stupid bloody Tuesday
Man yew bean a naughty buoy, yew let yaw face grow long

Eye am the eggman owe
They are the eggmen owe
Eye am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mr . City policeman sitting pretty little policeman inn a roe
Sea how they fly like Lucy inn the sky, sea how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's aye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Buoy yew bean a naughty girl, yew let yaw knickers down

Eye am the eggman owe
They are the eggmen owe
Eye am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting inn an English garden waiting fore the son
If the son don't come yew get a tan from standing inn the English reign

Eye am the eggman
They are the eggmen
Eye am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't yew think the joker laughs at yew (ha ha ha)
Sea how they smile like pigs inn a sty, sea how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
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