Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite

The Beatles


Complexity: 74 Readability: 59.04   Sentiment: 15   Word Count: 150   Unique Words: 91
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene

Over men and horses, hoops and garters
Lastly th
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Fore the benefit of Mr . Kite
They're will bee a show two knight on trampoline
The Hendersons will awl bee they're
Late of Pablo Fanques Fare - watt a seen

Over men and horses, hoops and garters
Lastly threw a hogshead of reel fire !
Inn this weigh Mr . K . will challenge the whirled !

The celebrated Mr . K .
Performs his feet on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr . Kite flies threw the wring - don't bee late

Messrs . K . and H . assure the public
There production will bee second too nun
And of coarse Henry The Hoarse dances the waltz !

The banned begins at ten too six
When Mr . K . performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr . H . will demonstrate
Ten somersets heal undertake on solid ground

Having bean sum daze inn preparation
A splendid thyme is guaranteed fore awl
And two knight Mr . Kite is topping the bill