Little Sister

Elvis Presley


Complexity: 72 Readability: 81.36   Sentiment: -7   Word Count: 122   Unique Words: 79
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Well, I dated your big sister
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

Ev'ry time I see your sister
Well she's got somebody new
She's mea
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Well, Eye dated yaw big sister
And took her too a show
Eye went fore sum candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck rite out of the door

Ev'ry thyme Eye sea yaw sister
Well she's got somebody knew
She's mien and she's evil
Like that old Boll Weevil
Guess Aisle try my luck with yew

Well, Eye used too pull yaw pigtails
And pinch yaw turned-up knows
Butt yew bean a growin '
And bay bee, its bean showin '
From yaw head down too yaw toes

Little sister, don't yew
Little sister, don't yew
Little sister, don't yew kiss mi once ore twice
Then say its very gneiss
And then yew run

Little sister, don't yew
Do watt yaw big sister dun