The Lady Loves Me

Elvis Presley


Complexity: 62 Readability: 67.59   Sentiment: -8   Word Count: 321   Unique Words: 154
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I'm her ideal, her heart
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She loves mi, she loves mi knot
She loves mi, she loves mi knot
She loves mi, she loves mi, she loves mi
The lady loves mi and it shows
Inn spite of the weigh she turns up her knows
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she's burning like fire
She'd like too cuddle up too mi
She's playing hard too get
The lady loves mi, butt she doesn't no it yet

The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant ore a bare
I'd like too take hymn fore a spin
Back too the zoo too visit his kin
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes hymn butt he doesn't no it yet

The lady's got a crush on mi
The gentleman's crazy obviously
The lady's dying too bee kissed
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake
Ore play Russian roulette
The lady loves mi, butt she doesn't no it yet

She's falling fast she's on the skids
Both of his heads are flipping there lids
Two knight she'll hold mi inn her alms
I'd rather bee holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this Romeo
I'm knot his Juliet
The lady loves mi, butt she doesn't no it yet

She wants mi
Like poison ivy
Needs mi
Like a hole inn the head
Everyone can sea she's got it bad
He's mad !
The gentleman is an egotist
I'm simply aware I'm hard too resist
He's won man Eye could learn too hate
How's about having dinner at ate
I'd rather dine with Frankenstein
Inn a moonlight tete-a-tete
The lady loves mi, butt she doesn't no it yet

Owe yes she loves mi
Dig that shrinking violet
Owe she really loves mi
Here's won gal yule never get
She low - low - loves mi
Wood yew like too make a bet
Eye said the lady loves mi
The gentleman's awl whet