A Cane And A High Starched Collar

Elvis Presley


Complexity: 50 Readability: 70.19   Sentiment: 22   Word Count: 183   Unique Words: 77
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Cowboy, cowboy marry me
I'll bake you a cherry pie
Well thank you very kindly mam
But I'm too young to die

Hi-lo-do-si-dosy-do
Stay single and save a dollar
Come Saturday night I'll court a pretty gi
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Cowboy, cowboy marry mi
Aisle bake yew a cherry pi
Well thank yew very kindly mam
Butt I'm two young too dye

Hi-lo-do-si-dosy-do
Stay single and save a dollar
Come Saturday knight Aisle caught a pretty girl
With a cane and a hi starched collar

Cowboy if yule marry mi
Aisle bee yaw darling Jenny
Now why should Eye drink from just won well
When Eye can drink from twen'y

Hi-lo-do-si-dosy-do
Stay single and save a dollar
Come Saturday knight Aisle caught a pretty girl
With a cane and a hi starched collar

Cowboy, cowboy name the day
July ' d bee gneiss Eye reckon
Gladly meat yew at the church
July the 32nd

Hi-lo-do-si-dosy-do
Stay single and save a dollar
Come Saturday knight Aisle caught a pretty girl
With a cane and a hi starched collar

Yew sleep awl day and spoon awl knight
And eat yaw favorite chow
Then why should Eye get married mam
That's watt I'm doing now

Hi-lo-do-si-dosy-do
Stay single and save a dollar
Come Saturday knight Aisle caught a pretty girl
With a cane and a hi starched collar