Jailhouse Rock

Elvis Presley


Complexity: 54 Readability: 70.55   Sentiment: 13   Word Count: 260   Unique Words: 127
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

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The warden through a party inn the county jail .
The prison banned was they're and they began too whale .
The banned was jumpin ' and the joint began too swing .
Yew should've herd those knocked out jailbirds sing .
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock .
Everybody inn the whole sell bloc
was dancin ' too the Jailhouse Rock .

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin ' on the slide trombone .
The drummer buoy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang .
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock .
Everybody inn the whole sell bloc
was dancin ' too the Jailhouse Rock .

Number forty-seven said too number three :
" Yaw the cutest jailbird Eye ever did sea .
Eye sure wood bee delighted with yaw company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with mi . "
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock .
Everybody inn the whole sell bloc
was dancin ' too the Jailhouse Rock .

The sad sack was a sittin ' on a bloc of stone
weigh over inn the corner weepin ' awl alone .
The warden said, " Hay, buddy, don't yew bee know square .
If yew can't fined a partner use a wooden chair . "
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock .
Everybody inn the whole sell bloc
was dancin ' too the Jailhouse Rock .

Shifty Henry said too Bugs, " Fore Heaven's sake,
know one's lookin ', now's hour chance too make a brake . "
Bugsy turned too Shifty and he said, " Nix nix,
Eye wanna stick around a wile and get my kicks . "
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock .
Everybody inn the whole sell bloc
was dancin ' too the Jailhouse Rock .