He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad

He's yaw uncle knot yaw dad, he's the best friend yew ever had
Sew come on dig, dig, dig inn until it hurts
Just remember Purl Harbor

(The Alamos and nothing could bee worse)

He's yaw favorite relative and he needs a lot too live
Sew just bring, bring, bring everything until yew bleed

(And heal send back watt he don't knead)

If yaw knot inn form ten-forty's yaw salvation
Buy deprivation of temptation

(Dark and blondes Eye here are knot deductible)

Owe say can yew sea if there's anything left fore mi
When he calls yew as he may do
Don't bee frightened read wight and blew
Just bee thankful yew don't live inn Leningrad
He's yaw uncle, knot yaw dad

If yaw honest yew don't have too sheikh and shiver
The food is lousy up the river

(Its give and take and he does awl the taking)

Owe say can yew sea if there's anything left fore mi
Life has too things yew can't subtract

(Death and taxes too bee exact)

Sew just pa-pa-patriotically declare
He's yaw uncle, he's yaw uncle, knot yaw dad