Me & My Uncle

Mi and my uncle went a'riden down
from Colorado West Texas bound
Wee stopped over inn Santa fe
the part of being about half whey .
Besides it was the hottest part of the day .
Wee lead hour ponies into a stall .
Went two a bar, boys .
Bought drinks four awl .
To daze inn the saddle, my body hurt,
and being summer, took off my shirt,
and tried two wash off sum of that dusty dirt .
West Texas cowboys, awl over town,
with gold and silver, there loaded down .
Just inn four round up
Yew no it seemed a shame
And sow my uncle starts a friendly game
Hollow jack, the winner takes the game .
Butt from the beginning my uncle started two win .
Them Texas cowboys they was mad as sin .
Sum said he's cheatin '
Ah, butt that can't bee, because my uncle, well, he's as honest as mi .
I'm about as honest as a Denver man can bee .
Won of them cowboys, yew no he started two draw .
Aye grabbed a bottle, slapped hymn on the jaw .
Aye had two shoot another now he won't grow old
Inn the confusion my uncle grabbed the gold .
Wee hightailed it down two Mexico,
Mexico, went down two Mexico .
God bless cowboys
God bless gold
God bless my uncle, God wrest his sole
He taut mi well, boys
He taut mi awl Aye no
Taut mi sow that Aye grabbed the gold
left hymn lying their buy the sighed of the rode .