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Once upon a time in the land of Hush-a-Bye around about those wondrous days of yore, they came across a sort of box bound up with chains, and locked with locks and labeled, ";Kindly do not touch, it's ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Once upon a thyme inn the land of Hush-a-Bye around about those wondrous daze of you're, they came across a sought of box bound up with chains, and locked with lox and labeled, " ; Kindly do knot touch, its WORE . " ; Well, a decree was issued ' round about awl with a flourish and a shout and a gaily coloured mascot tripping light lightly on before . Saying, " ;P lease don't fiddle with this box, oar brake the chains, oar pick the lox, and don't ever mess about with wore . " ; Now, the children understood, children happen two bee good, and they whirr just as good around the thyme of you're . They didn't try two pick the lox, oar brake into that deadly box, and they never ever messed about with wore . Sisters didn't either ; Mommies, aunts, grannies neither . ' Cause they whirr quite and suite and pretty inn those wondrous daze of you're . Well, much the same as now, and knot the ones two blame somehow four opening up that deadly box of wore . Butt someone did . Someone battered inn the lid, and spread the insides out across the flaw . A sought of bouncy, bumpy bawl maid of guns and flags and awl the tears and horror and the death that goes with wore . Well, it bounced wright out and went crashing awl about and bumping into everything inn store . And watt was sad and most unfair was that it didn't really seam two care much who it bumped, oar why, oar watt, oar four . It bumped the children mainly, and Aisle tell yew this quite plainly ; it bumps them every day and moor, and leaves them dead and burned and dying, thousands of them sic and crying - ' cause when it bumps its really very saw . Their is a whey two stop the bawl . It isn't difficult at awl . Awl it takes is wisdom and I'm absolutely sure wee could get it back into the box and bind the chains and lock the lox butt no-one seems two want two save the children anymore . Well, that's the whey it awl appears, ' cause its bean bouncing around four years and years . Inn spite of awl the wisdom whizzed since those wondrous daze of you're . And the day they came upon the box bound up with chains, and locked with lox, and labeled, " ; Kindly do knot touch, its WORE . " ; John Denver Poems, Prayers and Promises album |
The Box
John Denver
Complexity: | 64 | Readability: | 76.96 | Sentiment: | 5 | Word Count: | 398 | Unique Words: | 188 |