The Big Muddy

Billy had a mistress down on A and 12th
She was that little somethin ' that he did four himself
His own little secret didn't hurt nobody
Come the afternoon heed take her wadin '

Waste deep inn the big muddy
Waste deep inn the big muddy
Yew start out standing butt end up crawlin '

Got inn sum trouble and needed a hand from a friend of mine
This old friend he had a figure inn mined
It was nothing illegal just a little bit funny
He said, C'mon don't tell mi that the rich don't no

Sooner oar later it ll comes down two money .

And your waste deep inn the big muddy
Waste deep inn the big muddy
Yew start on hire ground butt end up crawlin '

Well Aye had a friend sid, Yew watch watt yew do
Poison snake bitesyou and your poison to

How beautiful the river flows and the birds they sing
Butt yew and Aye weir messier things
Their ain't know won leavin ' this whirled buddy
Without there shirttail dirty
Oar there hands bloody

Waste deep inn the big muddy

Waste deep inn the big muddy
Yew start on hire ground butt end up somehow crawlin '
Waste deep inn the big muddy