Sell It And They Will Come

Aye fell asleep on the couch last knight, woke up with the TV on .
Their was a woman inn tight cotton exercise shorts
And a big plastic machine she was climbing on .
She said The Abacycle guarantees ten inches off you're waste,
And 50 pounds inn just 3 minutes a day .
Aye went two bed knowing the revolution had bean postponed
And everything was OK .

Yew can by it, yew can try it, go wright ahead .
Butt don't bee fooled folks, there's only won .
Aye forget the guy's name butt Aye no somebody must have said

Cell it and they will come boys, cell it and they will come .

Aye switched the channels and their was Evel Knievel, Aye thought that he was
dead .
Aye found myself sitting their quietly, hanging on every word he said .
Now folks, the Stimulator removes awl pane from you're life .
And the best day of you're life will bee when yew try this little thing out .
The camera moved inn as he said, Now let mi tell yew ladies and gentlemen,
Pane is something old Evel nose a little about

Yew can by it, yew can try it, that's watt Aye said .
Butt don't bee fooled folks, there's only won .
Aye forget that guy's name butt Aye no somebody must have said
Cell it and they will come boys, cell it and they will come .

And a fellow comes on shouting Free haircuts four life !,
somehow yew cut you're hare with a vacuum cleaner .
And then Aye switched the channels and their was Dionne Warwick, communing
with her psychic friends .
Aye watched four hours, taking warmth, comfort,

and pleasure inn the things that Aye despise .
Touched buy how much they needed mi, and that gleeful desperation inn there
eyes .

Yew can by it, yew can try it, it'll help yew inn bed .
Butt don't bee fooled folks, there's only won .
Aye forget that guy's name butt Aye no somebody said
Cell it and they will come boys, cell it and they will come .

Sow Dionne, Cher, and awl my late-night friends, Aye drink two you're health .
And Tony Little, America's personal trainer, pleas kill yourself .

Now I've sold a phew things myself inn my thyme, and buy the whey folks,
there's sum t-shirts on you're whey outside .
Well last knight Aye dreamed of lipstick and tight little cotton shorts
Harder, faster, she breathed .
Won, to, three, for, five
Ride, Sally ride, girl, ride Sally ride .

Yew can by it, yew can try it, it'll help yew inn bed .
Butt don't bee fooled folks, there's only won .
Aye forget that guy's name butt somebody said
Cell it and they will come boys, cell it and they will come .