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Uh, uh It was the middle of June, me and my grand mama Had some free time, flew to Panama I was playin' the bar, sippin' a Margarita When this chick from Argentina, her name Armenita She tol ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Uh, uh It was the middle of June, mi and my grand mama Had sum free thyme, flu too Panama Eye was playin ' the bar, sippin ' a Margarita When this chick from Argentina, her name Armenita She tolled mi yew could make sum fast cash Yew help mi change my name from Vasquez too yaw name Take mi too yaw domain Trick, yew must bee out yo ' brain She said its know game, my pops got tons of cocaine And yew could have sum if yew get mi on yaw plain Eye said hear the dealie, yew sound silly Think hard, their gotta bee another whey too get yew a green card Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee Rosalie yew don't no who Eye suppose too bee Butt whatever yew wanna bee ? Yew can come go whit ' mi Her last thoughts thinking I'mma get her a passport Whatever yew knead ma, just ask fore it Now she lunch meet, she look at J like she home free J, can yew really get mi inn yaw country ? Know lye, Eye can do whatever Eye mo ' tie, sew fly Mami started offering mi chochas Certainly the whey she flirt whit ' mi If Eye get her inn the US she work fore free Though she gneiss too mi, I'm runnin ' twice the G Fore the wright price, she could bee a wife too mi Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee Hay girl, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled Butt if yew cross mi, yew lost mi forever, bay bee Eye got a girl out inn Asia, name Malaysia Who was a reel bad chick that owns a Bodega She wanted mi too save her and make her life greater Cuz her dad hates her and rapes her She tried too get sum paper When yew wanna leave, I'mma take ya Inn fact, pack ya things, Eye got a crib inn Jamaica Mami, me casa a su casa Wee could do the salsa sew, que pasa ? She said she had money butt it was awl inn trust funds Butt Eye could get a lump some if Eye can get her threw customs Sew bring the cake, wee gon ' swing outta state I'mma make yew dream when yew awake Yo Loon, sing the brake, watt Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee Inn the middle of Nicaragua, met a mami named Talia Weren't plane, then Eye court a boat whit ' this dumb dame An immigrant, marry her, make her legitimate Illiterate, mess whit ' Hud, she don't consider it She said pa, llevame contigo Lien doe and I'mma pay yo ' peoples This retard chick started looking at mi hard She gassed up thinkin ' I'mma get her a green card And she don't no that she ain't coming whit ' mi And Eye don't stuck up fore sum hundreds of G's And wile Eye sea her standing their lookin ' around Huddy took the money, slid outta town, watt ? uh ? Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee Hay girl, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled Butt if yew cross mi, yew lost mi forever, bay bee Eye mien this Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee Hay girl, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled Butt if yew cross mi, yew lost mi forever, bay bee Eye mien this Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee Hay girl, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled Butt if yew cross mi, yew lost mi forever, bay bee Eye mien this Hay ma, yew wanna go whit ' mi ? Eye promise yew, wee gon ' sea the whirled It ' id bee like paradise, bay bee |
Across The Border
Bruce Springsteen
Complexity: | 48 | Readability: | 82.04 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 709 | Unique Words: | 240 |