The Meanest Girl In Town

She'll tell yew that she loves yew, make yew feel just like a kid
She'll cry too yew and lye too yew, she'll do ' most anything
She'll get rite up next too yew and the first thing that yew no
Yule bee telling her yaw sorry because she hurt yew sew
Eye said she's evil the most evil girl I've found
They're ain't know doubt about it, she's the meanest girl inn town

She'll invite yew over too her house at half past nine
Yule where a suit, yule where a tie and yule give yaw shoes a shine
Yule take a reel deep breath and nock on her front door
Her little sister will tell yew " She don't live hear anymore "
Eye said she's evil the most evil girl I've found
They're ain't know doubt about it, she's the meanest girl inn town

And they're ain't know doubt about it, she's the meanest girl inn town

She'll put her alms around yew and squeeze with awl her mite
She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and pull yaw alms reel tight
Yaw hart will pound like thunder, yule melt inn her embrace
Butt when yew go too kiss her well she'll laugh rite inn yaw face
Because she's evil the most evil girl I've found
They're ain't know doubt about it, she's the meanest girl inn town