You Can Look (But You Better Not Touch)

Yesterday Aye went shopping buddy down two the maul
Looking four something pretty Aye could hang on my waul
Aye knocked over a lamp before it hit the flaw Aye court it
A salesman turned around said, " buoy, yew brake that thing yew bought it "

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Yew can look butt yew better knot touch buoy
Yew can look butt yew better knot touch buoy
Mess around and yule end up inn Dutch buoy
Yew can look butt yew better knot, know yew better knot, know yew better knot touch

Well Aye came home from work and Aye switched on Channel 5
Their was a pretty little girly lookin ' strait into my eyes
Well Aye watched as she wiggled back and fourth across the screen
She didn't get mi excited she just maid mi feel mien

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Well Aye called up Dirty Annie on the telephone
Aye took her out two the drive-in just two get her alone
Aye found a lover's rendezvous, the music lo, set two park
Aye herd a tappin ' on the window and a voice inn the dark

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