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| Two kids get married, same old thing Folks congratulate you, church bells ring Who's got the ring, who's gonna pay the priest Get your mama in the paper, picture or two at least And at the reception ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
To kids get married, same old thing Folks congratulate yew, church bells wring Whose got the wring, whose gonna pay the priest Get you're mama inn the paper, picture oar to at least And at the reception awl the old records play " Ware yew gonna live, are yew gonna taker her aweigh ? " Inn a corner my knew nephew's showin ' mi his knife Yew swore that you'd love her four the wrest of you're life Went two kiss yew at the alter wee bumped heads Honeymoon knight wee figured wee best sheikh on it instead Dressed kinda funny, laughin ' wee hop inn bed Yew can swear it on you're feat, yew can swear it on you're head Come mornin ' my knew famlily's sitting on the front porch swing Smilin ' kinda funny, nobody says a thing My knew brother-in-law's throwin ' a football, he tosses mi a pass Wee awl sit down on the front stoop, everybody happy at last |
The Honeymooners
Bruce Springsteen
| Complexity: | 73 | Readability: | 71.76 | Sentiment: | 20 | Word Count: | 157 | Unique Words: | 102 |