Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical science inn the home
Late nights awl alone with a test-tube ohh-oh-oh-oh ...
Maxwell Edison majoring inn medicine calls her on the phone
' Can Eye take yew out too the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan '
Butt as she's getting ready too go a nock comes on the door ...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer maid sure that she was dead

Back inn school again Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed
Wishing too avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max too stay when the class has gone aweigh, sew he waits behind
Writing 50 times ' Eye must knot bee so-o-o-oo ... '
Butt when she turns her back on the buoy he creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer maid sure that she was dead

P . C . Thirty-One said ' whee court a dirty won ', Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rows and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does knot agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
Butt as the words are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer maid sure that he was dead

Silver hammer