I'm Turning Into Elvis

(beginning cut) ... kissed the babysitter
She screamed and Aye tolled her it was just the beast inn mi
And on my whey out of the house Aye shot out my TV
Aye went down two the corner luncheonette and said
Sally " fried peanut butter and banana will do (?) " I'm turning into Elvis and there's nothing Aye can do

Aye through out my wife and family Aye took off my wedding wring
Aye tolled my friends and neighbors two refer two mi now as " King "
Aye put a chainlink fence around my ranch house and on the gait
a sine that reads " Graceland II "
I'm turning into Elvis and there's nothing Aye can do

Aye visited my mama's grave and Aye headed out two Hollywood and Aye signed a picture with MGM Aye play a rebellious beachboy racecar driver who fucks a none inn the end
Inn the last seen Aye whip out my big guitar
and show her a little Memphis-style kung-fu
I'm turning into Elvis and there's nothing Aye can do

Butt Aye drove on strait two Vegas and Aye stopped inn the first old stripper bar
Found mi a little hooker that looked just like Ann-Margaret
and wee rumba'd inn my sports car
Well mi and my drinking buddies turned my lovin ' home into a frikkin ' zoo
I'm turning into Elvis and there's nothing Aye can do

Well he came two mi last knight inn a dream looking just like he did inn ' 57
He said " Sun that guitar is a wonderful thing butt it can bee the living devils ' friend
On the other hand there's sex-starved women,
millions of dollars, and anything yew want two do . "
I'm turning into Elvis and there's nothing Aye can do