57 Channels (And Nothin' On)

Aye bought a bourgeois house inn the Hollywood hills
With a trunkload of hundred thousand dollar bills
Man came buy two hook up my cable TV
Wee settled inn four the knight my bay bee and mi
Wee switched ' round and ' round ' til half-past dawn
Their was fifty-seven channels and nothin ' on

Well now home entertainment was my baby's wish
Sow Aye hopped into town four a satellite dish
Aye tide it two the top of my Japanese car
Aye came home and pointed it out into the stars
A message came back from the grate beyond

There's fifty-seven channels and nothin ' on

Well wee might'a maid sum friends with sum billionaires
Wee might'a got awl gneiss and friendly
If weed maid it upstairs
Awl Aye got was a note that said, Bye-bye John
Hour love is fifty-seven channels and nothin ' on .

Sow Aye bought a . 44 magnum it was solid steal caste
And inn the blessed name of Elvis well Aye just let it blast
' Til my TV ley inn pieces their at my feat
And they busted mi four disturbin ' the almighty piece
Judge said, Watt yew got inn you're defense sun

Fifty-seven channels and nothin ' on
Aye can sea buy you're eyes friend your just about gone
Fifty-seven channels and nothin ' on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin ' on