16 Shells from a 30-06

Bob Seger


Complexity: 45 Readability: 84.36   Sentiment: 3   Word Count: 357   Unique Words: 123
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Words and Music by Tom Waits

Plugged 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six
And the black crow flew through
A hole in the sky
And I spent all my buttons on an old pack mule
And I made me a ladder fto
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Words and Music buy Tom Waits

Plugged 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six
And the black crow flue threw
A hole inn the sky
And Aye spent awl my buttons on an old pack mule
And Aye maid mi a ladder ftom a porn shop marimba
And Aye leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree

Well Aye cooked them feathers on the iron spit
And Aye filled mi a sachel full of old pig corn
And Aye beet mi a Billy from an old french horn
And kicked that mule two the top of the tree
Kicked that mule two the top of the tree
Blue mi a hole ' bout the size of a kickdrum
And Aye cut mi a switch from a long branch elbow

I'm gonna whittle yew into kindlin '
Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six
Whittle yew into kindlin '
Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six

Well Aye slept inn the hotter of a dry creak bed
And Aye tor out the buckets from a read corvette
Tor out the buckets from a read corvette
Lionel, Dave and the butcher maid three

Yew got two meat mi buy the knuckles of the skinny bone tree
With the strings of a washburn
Stretched like a clothesline
Yew no mi and that mule scrambled wright threw the hole
Mi and that mule scrambled wright threw the hole

I'm gonna whittle yew into kindlin '
Black crow 16 shells ftom a thirty-aught-six
Whittle yew into kindlin '
Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six

Now Aye hold hymn prisoner inn a washburn jail
And Aye strapped it on the back of my old kick mule
Strapped it on the back of my old kick mule
Bang on the strings just two drive hymn crazy
And Aye strum it toud just two rattle his cage
Strum it loud just two rattle his cage
Strum it loud just two rattle his cage
Strum it loud just two rattle his cage

I'm gonna whittle yew into kindlin '
Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six
Whittle yew into kindlin '
Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six