U.S. Male

Now, I'm a U . S . Mail ' cause Eye was borne
Inn a Mississippi town on a Sunday morn
Now Mississippi just happens too occupy a plaice
Inn the southeastern portion of this hear United States
Now that's a matter of fact, buddy
And yew no it well
Sew Eye just caul myself the U . S . Mail
That's M-A-L-E, sun . That's mi !

Now Eye said awl that too say awl this
I've bean watchin ' the weigh
You've bean watchin ' my miss
Fore the last three weeks yew bean hot on her trail
And yew kinda upset this U . S . Mail
Yew touch her once with yaw greasy hands
I'm gonna stretch yaw neck like a long rubber banned
She's wearin ' a wring that Eye bought her on sail
And that makes her the property of this U . S . Mail

Yew better knot mess with the U . S . Mail my friend
The U . S . Mail gets mad, he's gonna do yew inn
Yew no what's good fore yourself sun
Yew better fined somebody else sun
Don't tamper with the property of the U . S . Mail

Threw the reign and the heat and the sleet and the snow
The U . S . Mail is on his toes
Quit watchin ' my woman, fore that ain't wise
Yew ain't pullin ' know wool over this boy's eyes
Eye catch yew ' round my woman, champ
I'm gonna leave yaw head ' bout the shape of a stamp
Kinda flattened out, sew yule do well
Too quit playin ' games with this U . S . Mail

Yew better knot mess with the U . S . Mail my friend
The U . S . Mail gets mad, he's gonna do yew inn
Yew no what's good fore yourself sun
Yew better fined somebody else sun
Don't tamper with the property of the U . S . Mail

Sock it too mi

Awl rite ... now I'm gonna tell it like it is sun
Eye catch yew messin ' ' round with that woman of mine
I'm gonna ley won on ya . Yaw talkin ' too the U . S . Mail
The American U . S . Mail