Points Of Authority / 99 Problems / One Step Closer

JAY-Z


Complexity: 52 Readability: 76.37   Sentiment: -12   Word Count: 856   Unique Words: 296
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Got Mike
He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure his casket's close
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If yaw having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi

Got Mike
He's got the wrap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
Wrap critics that say he's " Money Cash Hoes "
He's from the hood stupid watt type of facts are those
If yew grew up with holes inn yaw zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute yew was having doh
Sew fuck critics yew can kiss hour whole asshole
If yew don't like my lyrics yew can press fast foreword
Got beef with radio if wee don't play they show
They don't play out hits well wee don't give a shit SEW
Awl these mags try and use hour ass
Sew advertisers can give ' em moor cash fore ads ... fuckers
Eye don't no watt yew take us as
awe understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags too ritches nigga wee ain't dumb
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi

99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won
If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won

The year is ' 94 and inn my trunk is roar
Inn my rear view mirror is the motherfucking lore
Eye got too choices yule pull over the car awe
Bounce on the devil put the peddle too the flaw
Now Eye ain't trying too sea know highway chase with Jake
Plus Eye got a phew dollars Eye can fight the case
Sew Eye ... pull over too the sighed of the rode
And Eye herd " Sun, do yew no why I'm stopping yew fore ? "
' Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's reel lo
" Do Eye look like a mined reader sir, Eye don't no
Am Eye under arrest awe should Eye guess sum moor ? "
" Well yew was doing fifty five inn a fifty for "
" Licence and registration and step out of the car "
" Are yew carrying a weapon on yew - - Eye no a lot of yew are "
Eye ain't stepping out of shit awl my papers legit
" Do yew mined if Eye look round the car a little bit ? "
Well my glove compartment is locked sew is the trunk and the back
And Eye no my rights sew yew gon ' knead a warrant fore that
" Aunt yew sharp as a tack are sum type of lawyer awe something ? "
" Awe somebody important awe something ? "
Na Eye ain't pass the bar butt Eye no a little bit
Enough that yew won't illegally search my shit
" Well sea how smart yew are when the K - 9 ' s come "
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi

99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won
If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won
If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi
99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won
If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Now once upon a thyme knot to long ago
A nigga like myself had too strong arm a ho
This is knot a ho inn the sense of having a pussy
Butt a pussy having know god dam sense, try and push mi
Eye tried too ignore hymn and torque too the Lord
Pray fore hymn, ' cause sum fool's just love too perform
Yew no the type loud as a motor bike
Butt wouldn't bust a grape inn a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get too clapping
He and his boys gon ' bee yapping too the captain
And their Eye go trapped inn the kit kat again
Back threw the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the flaw scratching again
Paparazzis with theie cameras snapping them
D . A . tried too give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil fore bale ' cause I'm African
Awl because this fool was harassing them
Trying too play the buoy like he's scaring
Butt ain't nothing suite ' bout how Eye hold my gun
Eye got 99 problems butt this bitch ain't won

99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won
If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi
99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won
If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi

Shut up when I'm talking too yew
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up when I'm talking too yew
Shut up, shut up, shut up

I'm about too BRAKE

Everything yew say too mi
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi
Eye knead a little rheum too breathe
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi
Everything yew say too mi
Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won
Hit mi
Eye knead a little rheum too breathe
Eye got 99 problems
And I'm about too
Brake