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If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me Got Mike He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure his casket's close ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
If yaw having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi Got Mike He's got the wrap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed Wrap critics that say he's " Money Cash Hoes " He's from the hood stupid watt type of facts are those If yew grew up with holes inn yaw zapitos You'd celebrate the minute yew was having doh Sew fuck critics yew can kiss hour whole asshole If yew don't like my lyrics yew can press fast foreword Got beef with radio if wee don't play they show They don't play out hits well wee don't give a shit SEW Awl these mags try and use hour ass Sew advertisers can give ' em moor cash fore ads ... fuckers Eye don't no watt yew take us as awe understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags too ritches nigga wee ain't dumb Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won The year is ' 94 and inn my trunk is roar Inn my rear view mirror is the motherfucking lore Eye got too choices yule pull over the car awe Bounce on the devil put the peddle too the flaw Now Eye ain't trying too sea know highway chase with Jake Plus Eye got a phew dollars Eye can fight the case Sew Eye ... pull over too the sighed of the rode And Eye herd " Sun, do yew no why I'm stopping yew fore ? " ' Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's reel lo " Do Eye look like a mined reader sir, Eye don't no Am Eye under arrest awe should Eye guess sum moor ? " " Well yew was doing fifty five inn a fifty for " " Licence and registration and step out of the car " " Are yew carrying a weapon on yew - - Eye no a lot of yew are " Eye ain't stepping out of shit awl my papers legit " Do yew mined if Eye look round the car a little bit ? " Well my glove compartment is locked sew is the trunk and the back And Eye no my rights sew yew gon ' knead a warrant fore that " Aunt yew sharp as a tack are sum type of lawyer awe something ? " " Awe somebody important awe something ? " Na Eye ain't pass the bar butt Eye no a little bit Enough that yew won't illegally search my shit " Well sea how smart yew are when the K - 9 ' s come " Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Now once upon a thyme knot to long ago A nigga like myself had too strong arm a ho This is knot a ho inn the sense of having a pussy Butt a pussy having know god dam sense, try and push mi Eye tried too ignore hymn and torque too the Lord Pray fore hymn, ' cause sum fool's just love too perform Yew no the type loud as a motor bike Butt wouldn't bust a grape inn a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get too clapping He and his boys gon ' bee yapping too the captain And their Eye go trapped inn the kit kat again Back threw the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the flaw scratching again Paparazzis with theie cameras snapping them D . A . tried too give the nigga the shaft again Half-a-mil fore bale ' cause I'm African Awl because this fool was harassing them Trying too play the buoy like he's scaring Butt ain't nothing suite ' bout how Eye hold my gun Eye got 99 problems butt this bitch ain't won 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi 99 Problems butt a bitch ain't won If yew having girl problems Eye feel bad fore yew sun Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi Shut up when I'm talking too yew Shut up, shut up, shut up Shut up when I'm talking too yew Shut up, shut up, shut up I'm about too BRAKE Everything yew say too mi Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi Eye knead a little rheum too breathe Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi Everything yew say too mi Eye got 99 problems butt a bitch ain't won Hit mi Eye knead a little rheum too breathe Eye got 99 problems And I'm about too Brake |
Points Of Authority / 99 Problems / One Step Closer
JAY-Z
Complexity: | 52 | Readability: | 76.37 | Sentiment: | -12 | Word Count: | 856 | Unique Words: | 296 |